Friday game: BK/AK

LoCarb · July 2012

Before Kids/After Kids

How did having kids change your life? For those expecting your first feel free to add your own pg experience or lurk and be prepared for your own future.

BK: blonde hair/ AK: grey hair

Lots of sexxytime/prefers to sleep

Drank at bars on wknds/drinks at home daily

Fluck, azzclown, schit/darn, heck, oopsie and FLUCK, AZZCLOWN, SCHIT!

semdkm · July 2012

Very funny! Laughing at the "drinks at home daily"!

I need more time to come up with my own....but one positive:

BK: Looked good, but still wouldn't wear bikini AK: Look somewhat passable, wear bikini and don't care what it looks like. Could be worse. Everyone's looking at my cute kids, anyway (That's what I tell myself).

jnealet · July 2012

bk: work clothes were taken to the dry cleaner/ak: I'm lucky if they are clean, even luckier if they are ironed

bk: a rainy saturday meant a good book, a movie and a nap on the couch/ak: rainy saturdays means scrambling to find something to entertain the kids

bk: shopping for yourself was an all day event/ ak: shopping for yourself means running into a store, grabbing the first thing that looks decent and is in your size and throwing it at the person at the register all while hoping your child doesn't knock over anything

NicoleWI · July 2012

BK: going on vacation involved making sure I had all the vacation-perfect accessories, including sundresses, new bikinis, just-right flip-flops, trashy magazines, fun cocktail supplies. Also involved spa-like personal prep for careful hair removal, doing my nails, etc. Vacation began the minute we left the house with a relaxing drive and stops along the way.

AK: Vacation involves making sure the KIDS have all the right stuff. My stuff is thrown together at the last minute and I pack whatever I happen to have. Nails/hair removal etc. is often done in a huge rush on-location. There are no cocktails at all (see ticker). The drive is NOT a relaxing adventure.