I'll totally side eye you(non preg/kid edition)

L8kissie

I just drove past a man walking four purse dogs. It's really hard to look cool when you are wrangling that many "dogs."

MomiJerz

*** looking cool doesnt pay the bills maybe he is a professional "dog" walker.

 

Lol I hope he is.

MomiJerz

mrssqueegy:

If you wear heels with pants that are too short for the heel height.  Klassy.

 

Okay please explain ..... ? In case I can ever get into a pair of heels again and to make sure I never violated this rule.

ifwisheswerefishes

if you post pictures to Facebook or something else about being a classy woman who deserves respect, and then you post a thousand duck-faced pictures of you in your bathroom mirror wearing only your bra...yeah, you get the side-eye. 

MomiJerz

Damn I dont have any good ones... lol

LILBIT1221

Brother's GF, who posted a picture of herself with an adult "lady toy" on FB.

mrs.kapow

When you have pictures of the Jersey Shore cast up in your cube, have a tan darker than Snooki's (though not orange, so probably booth-provided at least) and wear boots wit da fur to work on dress down days.

MomiJerz

mrssqueegy:

MomiJerz:

mrssqueegy:

If you wear heels with pants that are too short for the heel height.  Klassy.

 

Okay please explain ..... ? In case I can ever get into a pair of heels again and to make sure I never violated this rule.

Your pants should be hemmed to a length that matches the height of the shoes that you wear with them.  If you have pants that come to right above the floor with flats, do not wear them with 3" heels  and have your shoes sticking out the bottom.  You should have pants 3" longer to wear with your 3" heels.  You need to have pants hemmed for flats and pants hemmed for heels.

 

Oh yeah I have broken that rule.. whats the point of wearing nice shoes if they don't show? I'll do better next time I wear heels. but it does make sense.

Unem

If you go jogging in the neighborhood and only wear a sports bra (or go shirtless for guys).  To me, that screams "Look at me! Look how hot I look without any clothes on!"

Unem

I have another one!

If you're the type of person that says "Haters gonna hate"

I'm really hoping when we say it or .gif it on here, we're making fun of the phrase.

MarisaKathleen

I judge/side eye you for leaving your Christmas decorations up for an extended period of time.  There's no reason you have to have a wreath up in February/March.  I get it if you live somewhere cold and can't take down your lights, but for Pete's sake, quit turning them on.

 

BPer

I judge those who fight with their SO, and then change their Facebook status to single, followed by a status celebrating their new singledom, only to delete this status the next day, when they're suddenly happy and in love again, and once again 'In A  Relationship'.

I actually have an acquaintance, a military WIFE, who constantly posts things alluding to the fact that her husband is having an affair...and then deletes them once she's calmed down. 

 

L8kissie

LILBIT1221:

Brother's GF, who posted a picture of herself with an adult "lady toy" on FB.

 

Seriously?!?? Eew! 

MarisaKathleen

jdunlop1:

I judge those who fight with their SO, and then change their Facebook status to single, followed by a status celebrating their new singledom, only to delete this status the next day, when they're suddenly happy and in love again, and once again 'In A  Relationship'.

I actually have an acquaintance, a military WIFE, who constantly posts things alluding to the fact that her husband is having an affair...and then deletes them once she's calmed down. 

 

A girl I went to HS with has been blowing up FB the last 2 weeks or so about how she's "good enough" and "strong enough" to get over her husband and doesn't deserve to "live this kind of life", found an apartment, getting rid of her dogs, getting her wedding ring tattoo removed, etc. Today she posted 3x about how her and her "love" were going to sell their house and move to the UP.  Talk about an eye roll.  I think I actually saw my brain.

blackcat3163

flannel PJs at the store, or school or work.

 

BPer

Maybe these two should be friends!

Within 24 hours, her statuses went from 

"treat me like a joke, and I'll leave you like it's funny" and "If you have anything to hide, it's considered cheating, right?" 

to

"Catching a baseball game with my boo!"

Oh, and she's pregnant with their first...due in August. 

JessAndTrav

MarisaKathleen:

I judge/side eye you for leaving your Christmas decorations up for an extended period of time.  There's no reason you have to have a wreath up in February/March.  I get it if you live somewhere cold and can't take down your lights, but for Pete's sake, quit turning them on.

I have a red winterberry wreath that I leave up until Valentine's day, since it's red.

 

My bad.

 

JessAndTrav

jdunlop1:

I judge those who fight with their SO, and then change their Facebook status to single, followed by a status celebrating their new singledom, only to delete this status the next day, when they're suddenly happy and in love again, and once again 'In A  Relationship'.

I actually have an acquaintance, a military WIFE, who constantly posts things alluding to the fact that her husband is having an affair...and then deletes them once she's calmed down. 

 

I just side-eye FB pretty much altogether most of the time.

If I wasn't so lazy and I didn't enjoy making fun of idiotic posts, I'd really clean out who I'm 'friends' with. It's unfortunate that I'm nosy.

miss50

....when adults are playing a DVD player or NDS or the like at lunch or dinner.  Oh, and phone games when they are WITH OTHER PEOPLE! 

3monkeysmama

...when people wear pj`s in public.  And while I am guilty of making the two minute drive to drop my son of at school in my jamies, I do not get out of the car.  I am talking the people who go to the grocery store in their jamies.