Does your DH need a filter or just mine?

kelbel527

I probably wasn't as sensitive in my first pregnancy, and I love that DH is always honest with me.  BUT...there are sometimes he could really use a filter!  Here's the latest:

"Look a new stretch mark!"

"Aw, you're waddling"

(after asking him why I had wallpaper pieces all over me from redoing the nursery) "It's because you have more lumps than I do!"

Anyone else's DH a little too blunt? 

terri_doula2010

He was the first time... He has since learned the wrath of a pregnant woman.

BPer

Let's see...the other morning, I got a 'Aww, look at your big belly', followed by 'You look super preg today'. You are certainly not alone!

smiley289

Yes.  Mine called me a wooly mammoth.  Really?!?!

MississippiCatfish

Usually, no...but when he lets one slip it's always a real zinger!

kelbel527

smiley289:

Yes.  Mine called me a wooly mammoth.  Really?!?!

Ok, that made me LOL.  But I would be super pissed if my DH said that to me!

hmp1

I was dancing around in my bra and panties and said "I look good. Maybe I should wear a bikini this weekend" (we are going to his family reunion).

His response "You wouldn't dare. I would give you a $100 to do it".

Left me thinking, huh, didn't know this was bet worthy.  

miss50

smiley289:

Yes.  Mine called me a wooly mammoth.  Really?!?!

 Too funny....I actually got that same comment about a week ago.  Like seriously....I don't have long tusks or walk on all fours.  Still have NO idea where he got that one.  If we have a son, I am pretty sure he will be JUST LIKE HIM! 

cmiller0623

oh yes DF says i waddle and randomly says "aflac" like the commercial its never really bothered me cause he says it in a funny way. but yeah he could use a filter

hunter91011

I don't think my DH knows the meaning of the word filter sometimes...

mich2640

I was complaining the other day about how big my arms have gotten and DH said "yeah, I noticed that too." 

I know I set myself up for it but still, I was hoping he would at least lie and say they don't look any bigger.  

tinyhumantoe

DH is scared to death of me and only tells me nice lies.  Haha

Jams1002

DH takes the "Every day I'm shufflin..." and turns that into "Everyday you're waddlin', waddlin'..."

ajcorbs13

I was really surprised mine has kept his mouth shout for the most part! But got me last week with the 

"Damn I love your a$$ but it has grown like 3 sizes bigger.... will it go down?"

I just looked at him and he walked away very fast!!! 

lzmac11

I think my DH has realized by this point in my pregnancy to shut his mouth.  I haven't heard a waddling or wow look at your belly phrase from him in weeks.  So I am hoping that he has figured it out not to mess with me while I am pregnant.

JessicaxLynn87

Just the other day I showed my DH a picture of a family member at 35 weeks. He did not know how far along she was, so he very innocently said, "Wow she is smaller than you." When I pointed out how far along she was, he said, "Well, you are just having a big baby." Haha!

daymisty84

Yes - just the other day he says sarcastically:

Honey you're not pregnant are you!

Me: Jeez what the heck made you think that?

DH: Your belly, boobs and ass are huge!!

Thanks honey!! I knew the belly and boobs were huge, but I was in denial about my ass.

JessAndTrav

Thankfully, he's not. I think he's already learned it's just better to keep his mouth shut sometimes.

smiley289

Steph+J:

I'll be honest. I laughed at every single one of these.

You're pregnant. Your body is different, who cares.  But then again, I'm not super sensitive to stuff like this.  (If I thought H was saying something with intent to be mean, it'd be a totally different story.)

I never take these comments H makes seriously.  But I do love reminding him of the stupid crap he says (all joking of course). 

kelbel527

smiley289:

Steph+J:

I'll be honest. I laughed at every single one of these.

You're pregnant. Your body is different, who cares.  But then again, I'm not super sensitive to stuff like this.  (If I thought H was saying something with intent to be mean, it'd be a totally different story.)

I never take these comments H makes seriously.  But I do love reminding him of the stupid crap he says (all joking of course). 

I actually laughed at all of these too.  However, when DH said it to me, it made me want to cry.  Damn hormones!

linzeek44

jaimenamie:

DH takes the "Every day I'm shufflin..." and turns that into "Everyday you're waddlin', waddlin'..."

My DH has sang the same thing. haha.

He also said to me the other day, "Wow, you're ravenous!" Um, yes, yes I am. 

watercolor5

Mine was talking to my belly, telling the baby what her parents look like... he was describing me and said "your mommy used to be quite thin, but now she's... circumferencial..."  To be honest, it just makes me laugh...