I smoke pot

Asmitty123

While DC is napping. I am still nursing. I will probably stop now, but it feels sooooo good.

CinemaGoddess

Ok. 

Puff puff pass. 

IrishEyes0530

I just shoot up heroin, that way I don't waste any time smoking anything.

LadyXaverian

Weed laced breast milk is still better than that poisonous formula, so I think you're ok.

insertclevername

SarahL77:

Weed laced breast milk is still better than that poisonous formula, so I think you're ok.

/dead

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ashleysyn2:

I prefer crack. To each their own.

 

insertclevername

I was thinking of getting into bath salts for funsies

Venus04d

That's how I sleep trained C. I'd get stoned, feed her the boob, she'd lick the Cheetos crumbs off my fingers while I munched and we watched Half Baked together. Then she'd pass out cold. I don't know why more people don't try it.

grr_aargh

Please don't eat anyone's face. 

Hesterlicious

The pamphlet from my health nurse said to wait 4 hours after smoking pot before nursing.

grr_aargh

Hesterlicious:

The pamphlet from my health nurse said to wait 4 hours after smoking pot before nursing.

Then nurse fast while you're rolling your next doobie.

Wait. Do people say doobie?  

Hesterlicious

grr_aargh:

Hesterlicious:

The pamphlet from my health nurse said to wait 4 hours after smoking pot before nursing.

Then nurse fast while you're rolling your next doobie.

Wait. Do people say doobie?  

I know one guy that does. He's a doocher.

grr_aargh

Hesterlicious:

grr_aargh:

Hesterlicious:

The pamphlet from my health nurse said to wait 4 hours after smoking pot before nursing.

Then nurse fast while you're rolling your next doobie.

Wait. Do people say doobie?  

I know one guy that does. He's a doocher.

Okay, okay. I need to start smoking the pot again so I can learn all the cool lingo, I guess.

 

insertclevername

grr_aargh:

Hesterlicious:

The pamphlet from my health nurse said to wait 4 hours after smoking pot before nursing.

Then nurse fast while you're rolling your next doobie.

Wait. Do people say doobie?  

Whenever I see the word doobie it brings me back to the days of Romper Room.

SGC29

oh.

ThePolishHammer

Lol at this whole thread

mollybloom

awesome. Don't forget caring is sharing so pass that dutchie to the lefthand side.

lauriebyronm

ashleysyn2:

I prefer crack. To each their own.

crack is whack yo

Manateearmz

Venus04d:

That's how I sleep trained C. I'd get stoned, feed her the boob, she'd lick the Cheetos crumbs off my fingers while I munched and we watched Half Baked together. Then she'd pass out cold. I don't know why more people don't try it.

*ding ding* ladies we have our winner of the internets! 

::passes Venus a Twinkie and a fat joint:: 

 

KZBurnworth

sofamonkey:

ashleysyn2:

I prefer crack. To each their own.

 

Too soon! 

grr_aargh

Manateearmz:

Venus04d:

That's how I sleep trained C. I'd get stoned, feed her the boob, she'd lick the Cheetos crumbs off my fingers while I munched and we watched Half Baked together. Then she'd pass out cold. I don't know why more people don't try it.

*ding ding* ladies we have our winner of the internets! 

::passes Venus a Twinkie and a fat joint:: 

 

Honey Badger is currently screaming from the other room.  I'd like to adopt your method of sleep training. . .  

Venus04d

grr_aargh:

Manateearmz:

Venus04d:

That's how I sleep trained C. I'd get stoned, feed her the boob, she'd lick the Cheetos crumbs off my fingers while I munched and we watched Half Baked together. Then she'd pass out cold. I don't know why more people don't try it.

*ding ding* ladies we have our winner of the internets! 

::passes Venus a Twinkie and a fat joint:: 

 

Honey Badger is currently screaming from the other room.  I'd like to adopt your method of sleep training. . .  

Yay for drugs and hydrogenated oils! They make life worth living.

You should really take it up, Grr. Nobody puts baby to sleep better than sweet Mary Jane.

grr_aargh

Venus04d:

grr_aargh:

Manateearmz:

Venus04d:

That's how I sleep trained C. I'd get stoned, feed her the boob, she'd lick the Cheetos crumbs off my fingers while I munched and we watched Half Baked together. Then she'd pass out cold. I don't know why more people don't try it.

*ding ding* ladies we have our winner of the internets! 

::passes Venus a Twinkie and a fat joint:: 

 

Honey Badger is currently screaming from the other room.  I'd like to adopt your method of sleep training. . .  

Yay for drugs and hydrogenated oils! They make life worth living.

You should really take it up, Grr. Nobody puts baby to sleep better than sweet Mary Jane.

I have back problems and live in Colorado.  It'd even be LEGAL.

:wonders if medical dispensaries are open on the 3rd of July and how terrible a parent I'd be if I ran down there quickly for some, leaving the baby to continue to cry in her crib:

MOTY, I'm thinking.

 

Seriously though. My kid is never falling asleep ever.  

Venus04d

grr_aargh:

Venus04d:

grr_aargh:

Manateearmz:

Venus04d:

That's how I sleep trained C. I'd get stoned, feed her the boob, she'd lick the Cheetos crumbs off my fingers while I munched and we watched Half Baked together. Then she'd pass out cold. I don't know why more people don't try it.

*ding ding* ladies we have our winner of the internets! 

::passes Venus a Twinkie and a fat joint:: 

 

Honey Badger is currently screaming from the other room.  I'd like to adopt your method of sleep training. . .  

Yay for drugs and hydrogenated oils! They make life worth living.

You should really take it up, Grr. Nobody puts baby to sleep better than sweet Mary Jane.

I have back problems and live in Colorado.  It'd even be LEGAL.

:wonders if medical dispensaries are open on the 3rd of July and how terrible a parent I'd be if I ran down there quickly for some, leaving the baby to continue to cry in her crib:

MOTY, I'm thinking.

 

Seriously though. My kid is never falling asleep ever.  

Sweet, adorable little baby Grrr...GO THE *** TO SLEEP!  

TunaTown

You are brilliant.

Kitiara5512

::takes a toke, passes it on::

mollybloom

EmpireMomof3:

MrsEll:

roll it up, light it up, smoke it up, inhale, exhale

Still wonder if one can buy an ounce in the mail.  

M- I have a sort of friend that tried that. Keep in mind, I am 34. There is an age where that shiit is not funny or cute anymore. 34 is past it. 

Asmitty123

Can someone please explain the bump dynamics to me? I thought for sure I would get my ass handed to me. 

CinemaGoddess

You should've posted this to the tri boards.

Parenting is like Honey Badger.  We don't give a shiiit. 

Wufroggy79

Asmitty123:

Can someone please explain the bump dynamics to me? I thought for sure I would get my ass handed to me. 

Um, we've all been around the block and know this is MUD.

Asmitty123

Wait, what, whoa...when the ** did that happen? Cuz last I read in 12-24 people were crazy uptight

Manateearmz

Asmitty123:

Wait, what, whoa...when the ** did that happen? Cuz last I read in 12-24 people were crazy uptight

 

Then XP this on 12-24 for your desired effect.

::puffs:: don't you know smoking chills you out?

::puff cough puff:: 

vflipo

Asmitty123:

Can someone please explain the bump dynamics to me? I thought for sure I would get my ass handed to me. 

So... what did you get flamed for earlier? 

shakes

ashleysyn2:

I prefer crack. To each their own.

I knew there was something fishy about you syn2!!

KTKaz

vflipo:

Asmitty123:

Can someone please explain the bump dynamics to me? I thought for sure I would get my ass handed to me. 

So... what did you get flamed for earlier? 

Long time lurker 

NastyAnnie

I assumed everyone on TB was using some sort of illegal substance. 

kllrbnny

I used to wait until the kid was sleeping. Cause of the second hand smoke and all. Now I just sprinkle it on my food like salt.