September 2012 Moms

Re: y'all are going to love this gem!

  • OMG that's awful. We should send this to the "can I get preggo from sitting on my brother's jizz" girl. Getting stuck would be more likely, I think. 
  • My question is this, WHO the *** actually SITS on a Wal-Mart Toilet?

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  • imageLILBIT1221:

    My question is this, WHO the *** actually SITS on a Wal-Mart Toilet?

    Haha, yes this too! I always look at public toilets in places like Wal-Mart as my quad workout!  

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    Hahahaha that's pretty awesome. And your right, who sits on a public toilet anyways?!

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  • She's gross for not wiping the seat before sitting on it!

    Since I absolutely cannot hover over toilets anymore, I always check to make sure that there's NOTHING on the seat before I sit down. 

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  • I just got the stink-eye from someone walking past my office because I LOL'd so loudly. I'm sorry, this is too funny. I would be extremely embarrased. That poor woman.

    And I agree with the PP who said they use public toilets for their quad workouts. The only toilet I actually sit on is my own, at home.

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  • Great.  Let's add "inspecting toilet seat for super glue" to my list of obsessive habits.

    Though, you wouldn't find my hiney within a foot of a Wally toilet seat anyway, so there's that. 

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  • Haha I am glad I don't sit on the seats! I hover or if they have the covers I use them. I am a major germ freak!
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    Haha I am glad I don't sit on the seats! I hover or if they have the covers I use them. I am a major germ freak!

    This. I at least put tp on they dont have covers, but I refuse to enter Walmarts bathrooms. I would pee in a bush before sitting on one of their toilets.

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  • Okay, it was definitely done on purpose.  What kind of nasty woman doesn't look at a public bathroom toilet seat before sitting on it?  Has she never heard of hovering or at least seat liners?  *Facepalm* Walmart...
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  • This is more than y'all want to know about me, but...

    I sit on Wally World toilets occasionally when I'm struck with IBS episodes. But I ALWAYS wipe the seat. Even if it looks clean, I wipe the seat. I also have this stuff that you can spray on toilet seats called Thieves. It's a mix of essential oils that kills cooties.

    That being said, oh my gosh, if I was one of the responders to a call about a woman glued to a toilet seat, I think I would lose my job from laughing so hard the whole time. 

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  • problem is, I am sure I am not alone in thinking it was this lady:

    or perhaps:

     this one, who got stuck. Not someone like you BV. I have used the restrooms there too. (could be a FFFC in itself) but not without serious seat inspection!

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