What-the-mother-effin'-eff?

DragonflyBelle

I recently had to explain to a 25 year old woman that she didn't have to remove her tampon to pee or to poop.... I also had to explain that when it is inserted correctly you cannot feel it and it doesn't slide out of your cooch if you squat. She really didn't know....

 

What ridiculous crap have you heard lately? 

[Deleted User]

You mean besides this post? 

EastCoastBride

Years ago, my DH was clerking in a rural Georgia county.  A woman was in court for something and at hand was the issue that she was PG again.  When asked about this - she said that the birth control pills she was given didn't work.

 When she put them "up there", they kept falling out.

DragonflyBelle

Your mom....

Wufroggy79

In what context did you have to tell this to someone?  At your job? A friend?

DragonflyBelle

EastCoastBride:

Years ago, my DH was clerking in a rural Georgia county.  A woman was in court for something and at hand was the issue that she was PG again.  When asked about this - she said that the birth control pills she was given didn't work.

 When she put them "up there", they kept falling out.

Oh Jesus...must have been like throwing a hotdog down a hallway in there. 

JerkStore213

I don't like to poop with a tampon in. So there. I'm way older than 25.

LILBIT1221

sofamonkey:

You mean besides this post? 

BAH!

DragonflyBelle

nbeseau:

In what context did you have to tell this to someone?  At your job? A friend?

 

A friend I work with...intelligent woman, but how do you not know these things? She says she goes through like 4 boxes of tamps each cycle.

Libby1978

I always change my tampon when I go to the bathroom.  Those holes are all really close together down there.  So I'm pretty sure the tampon could get contaminated when I pee or poop.

EastCoastBride

I will say, depending on the kind of poop and if I need to push or not - the tampon sometimes does come out on it's own....  

 But when peeing?  And 4 boxes a cycle?  Wow. 

kj07

I was asked if smoking embalming fluid could affect the results of an HIV test.

A different person asked if you could spread salmonella by serving lasagna with your hands.

CinemaGoddess

I always remove the tampon when I pee, otherwise the string gets pee all over it and it squicks me out to have a pee covered tampon string just hanging out all up in my labia. 

ktshoff

The doc. I work for recently told me he saw 2 fifteen yr. old girls in the ER because they were dipping tampons in vodka and inserting them to get drunk.  This way no one can smell it on their breath. WTF? 

nikipau144

EastCoastBride:

Years ago, my DH was clerking in a rural Georgia county.  A woman was in court for something and at hand was the issue that she was PG again.  When asked about this - she said that the birth control pills she was given didn't work.

 When she put them "up there", they kept falling out.

Oh. Just oh.  

Hesterlicious

EastCoastBride:

Years ago, my DH was clerking in a rural Georgia county.  A woman was in court for something and at hand was the issue that she was PG again.  When asked about this - she said that the birth control pills she was given didn't work.

 When she put them "up there", they kept falling out.

This is how you are supposed to take the if you are puking sick. Though if they are falling back out I can understand why they won't work!

Libby1978

ktshoff:

The doc. I work for recently told me he saw 2 fifteen yr. old girls in the ER because they were dipping tampons in vodka and inserting them to get drunk.  This way no one can smell it on their breath. WTF? 

I've actually heard of this.  It's crazy.

seahorse102410

Libby1978:

I always change my tampon when I go to the bathroom.  Those holes are all really close together down there.  So I'm pretty sure the tampon could get contaminated when I pee or poop.

me too

jandy09

ktshoff:

The doc. I work for recently told me he saw 2 fifteen yr. old girls in the ER because they were dipping tampons in vodka and inserting them to get drunk.  This way no one can smell it on their breath. WTF? 

Silly girls. Wrong hole.

PrincessFiona9

I agree with PP's...I change my tampon when I go to the bathroom because I don't like having pee and stuff on my tampon string. I'm sure the germs could travel up the string into my vag.

I have also heard about the vodka tampons.

I also heard about some people funnel alcohol into their bums because you get drunk faster and no booze on your breath. Weirdos.

FrickandFrack

Libby1978:

I always change my tampon when I go to the bathroom.  Those holes are all really close together down there.  So I'm pretty sure the tampon could get contaminated when I pee or poop.

This.

DragonflyBelle

It's not about changing it because it gets soiled....she thought you couldn't physically do those things with one in. I asked.

mrebecca

Wow at everything.

LILBIT1221

Hesterlicious:

EastCoastBride:

Years ago, my DH was clerking in a rural Georgia county.  A woman was in court for something and at hand was the issue that she was PG again.  When asked about this - she said that the birth control pills she was given didn't work.

 When she put them "up there", they kept falling out.

This is how you are supposed to take the if you are puking sick. Though if they are falling back out I can understand why they won't work!

wait, seriously?

KZBurnworth

kfrix13:

Libby1978:

I always change my tampon when I go to the bathroom.  Those holes are all really close together down there.  So I'm pretty sure the tampon could get contaminated when I pee or poop.

This.

[Deleted User]

ktshoff:

The doc. I work for recently told me he saw 2 fifteen yr. old girls in the ER because they were dipping tampons in vodka and inserting them to get drunk.  This way no one can smell it on their breath. WTF? 

Urban legend.

https://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/vodka.asp

How exactly would one insert a wet tampon?

And come on ladies, tuck the string when you poop.  Problem solved.

jenmom2girls

ktshoff:

The doc. I work for recently told me he saw 2 fifteen yr. old girls in the ER because they were dipping tampons in vodka and inserting them to get drunk.  This way no one can smell it on their breath. WTF? 

I have heard of a lot of younger girls around my area doing that. It is supposed to get you drunker faster, but there is some serious risk involved in doing that.

[Deleted User]

Yeah, the risk is that you'll feel like a jackass trying to insert a swollen, flaccid wet tampon.  Not possible.

And according to the Snopes article, even a super-plus is only going to hold one shot.  Not enough to get you drunk.

And beyond that, La-a and Female are the only girls actually doing this.

kllrbnny

ktshoff:

The doc. I work for recently told me he saw 2 fifteen yr. old girls in the ER because they were dipping tampons in vodka and inserting them to get drunk.  This way no one can smell it on their breath. WTF? 

I was under the impression that vodka was the drink of choice for alcoholics specifically b/c you can't smell it on their breath.