I just watched Toddlers and Tiaras for the first time:

Unem

For the first ten minutes of the show, this was me:

The next ten minutes, I was doing this:

A few times, I could be seen doing this:

Then, finally, when my DH broke my gaze of fixation, I wanted to find one of the mothers and do this:

 

The end.

mlf625

It's SO BAD.  I just, like, CAN'T EVEN.  And the male judges?  And the names of these girls?  And the TEETH?  Gah.

mchupie

If on a particular day I'm feeling like a bad parent, I watch this show and instantly feel 1000x better. Trainwreck.

bonjourbelle05

mchupie:

If on a particular day I'm feeling like a bad parent, I watch this show and instantly feel 1000x better. Trainwreck.

Love this!!!  I knew there must be some reason why this show was still on the air

pawstech09

I dunno, I think they're onto something with that Mt Dew/Red Bull special drank. I might pour a pixie stick or 10 into mine just to live on the wild side.

blindvictory

I watch it occasionally for the trainwreck factor. It's easy for me to forget that this is REAL, and that people actually do that crap. 

I think the thing that freaks me out the most is the flipper. Really? Your six year old needs fake teeth?  

numb3rMel

senorita04

LMAO on the pictures.. I'm sure that would have been me too

I've never been able to finish an episode. That show creeps me out. I think I got through maybe half of an episode and I couldn't stomach the rest. Those poor little girls look so... artificial. It makes me so sad. I have seen little clips of it on other random shows, and lets just say it doesn't make me want to go running to watch it. The moms seem awful. Real winners.

That show, and Bridezillas give women a bad name.

purplepolkadot445

LOL

This just made my day haha 

PercyMama

Lol!! Agreed. And, you are funny!

lollypop1989

My mom did a little modeling when she was younger. When I was about 4 I went to one of her shoots with her. There was a lady there who told her she should put me in child modeling (I don't remember this) and my mom told her that no, she would never put her children through that kind of abuse.

I have to say I agree with her. That show looks like legal child abuse to me. Those poor girls. They should not be subjected to that kind of torture. I would never put my baby girl through that.

Jams1002

Direct quote from a 6 year old on this show:

 "Facial beauty is one of the most important things in pageants...and in life."