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I need to lock...

My drawers. C found and brought out a couple of my bobs. Embarrassed Eta: did I mention I found them on the couch?

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  • He took out a couple? How many do you have??
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  • So, I just typed out this response asking why you put bobs shoes in drawers instead of a closet.  And how I didn't think this was worthy of a locking drawer or an embarrassed smiley...

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    And then I realized what a BOB is.  LOL

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  • LOL.   At least it was only you that found them.  That would have been an awesome surprise for company.


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  • Bobs=Dildo???
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  • Lol, that's why mine stay in the bathroom, locked away. No one goes in my bathroom but me (and occasionally Bun if he needs to pee in the middle of the night).
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  • imageMolly Bloom:
    Bobs=Dildo???

    Oooh!  Oooh!  Pick me, I just figured it out!

     

    BOB= battery operated boyfriend 

  • imageLaCally4:
    He took out a couple? How many do you have??
    Well, there's darth, blue boy, the purple one, the pink water proof, the strap on attachment, and the ties, flogger, riding crop, and two paddles. TMI?

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  • imageKitiara5512:
    imageLaCally4:
    He took out a couple? How many do you have??
    Well, there's darth, blue boy, the purple one, the pink water proof, the strap on attachment, and the ties, flogger, riding crop, and two paddles. TMI?

    Sounds like a regular chapter out of 50 shades, lol! 

  • imageKitiara5512:
    imageLaCally4:
    He took out a couple? How many do you have??
    Well, there's darth, blue boy, the purple one, the pink water proof, the strap on attachment, and the ties, flogger, riding crop, and two paddles. TMI?

    Shiit Girl. I thought I was bad. I was just about to log onto the porn hub and pretend to miss my DH Wink Damn wine....

    We enjoy a good cockk ring...TMI?

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    imageLaCally4:
    He took out a couple? How many do you have??
    Well, there's darth, blue boy, the purple one, the pink water proof, the strap on attachment, and the ties, flogger, riding crop, and two paddles. TMI?

    Sounds like a regular chapter out of 50 shades, lol! 

    I forgot the plugs, beads, and ball gags. C bringing stuff out is probably the only action any of them have gotten in over 3 years.

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  • Great! My nephew who is 2 found my sil and put it in their big water jug they put change in. HAHA she had to hide till she could get it out. So funny. Mine is not locked away but ds hasn't found it yet. I like how much stuff you have. We have under the bed leg and hand restraints, 2 vibes, vibrating *** rings, and lots of sexy clothes. YAY
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    imageLaCally4:
    He took out a couple? How many do you have??
    Well, there's darth, blue boy, the purple one, the pink water proof, the strap on attachment, and the ties, flogger, riding crop, and two paddles. TMI?

    Water proof?

    I just...what? School me on this. 

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    Great! My nephew who is 2 found my sil and put it in their big water jug they put change in. HAHA she had to hide till she could get it out. So funny. Mine is not locked away but ds hasn't found it yet. I like how much stuff you have. We have under the bed leg and hand restraints, 2 vibes, vibrating *** rings, and lots of sexy clothes. YAY
    H isn't into using stuff but he used to to make me happy. Now we barely have the energy for once a week, and it gets a bit too loud with the fun stuffs with C in the next room.

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    imageLaCally4:
    He took out a couple? How many do you have??
    Well, there's darth, blue boy, the purple one, the pink water proof, the strap on attachment, and the ties, flogger, riding crop, and two paddles. TMI?

    Water proof?

    I just...what? School me on this. 

    I started off on this website before moving on to fetishy stuff. Here is a link for a waterproof g-spot toy. https://www.goodvibes.com/m/sextoys/product/Flirty+G+Waterproof+G-spot+Vibrator/12AH25 Makes for fun bubble baths. Sorry no clicky on phone.

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    imageLaCally4:

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    He took out a couple? How many do you have??
    Well, there's darth, blue boy, the purple one, the pink water proof, the strap on attachment, and the ties, flogger, riding crop, and two paddles. TMI?

    Water proof?

    I just...what? School me on this. 

    I started off on this website before moving on to fetishy stuff. Here is a link for a waterproof g-spot toy. https://www.goodvibes.com/m/sextoys/product/Flirty+G+Waterproof+G-spot+Vibrator/12AH25 Makes for fun bubble baths. Sorry no clicky on phone.

    Sucks I'm as dry as the Sahara from BFing but I think I might be having to place some orders when we wean. 

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    Lol, that's why mine stay in the bathroom, locked away. No one goes in my bathroom but me (and occasionally Bun if he needs to pee in the middle of the night).

    Riley found mine in the bathroom. Apparently when she climbs under the vanity in the cabinet she can reach into the drawers from there. 

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  • We ordered like $60 worth of fun stuff from AdamEve. 
    I promised DH I wouldn't tell anybody that he thought the anal beads were nice, so I won't...
    [evil laugh]
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  • H says I'm not a slvt, I'm just a kcoc enthusiast.

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  • This is epic.

    We had our one and only toy (it was a boring old dildo lol) in a plasic case in my nightstand. Apparently FIL in all his infinite wisdom decided to open my nightstand during a move.

    Unfortunately our friend went to the grave after DH forgot to put it away one night and our cat decided it was a toy. 

    So currently I have no fear of my kids embarrassing me. 

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    We ordered like $60 worth of fun stuff from AdamEve. 
    I promised DH I wouldn't tell anybody that he thought the anal beads were nice, so I won't...
    [evil laugh]
    TB has a weird fascination with anything anal. Most people say they would never, but mention butt decks in a post title and EVERYBODY looks.

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  • imageKitiara5512:
    imagemrebecca:
    We ordered like $60 worth of fun stuff from AdamEve. 
    I promised DH I wouldn't tell anybody that he thought the anal beads were nice, so I won't...
    [evil laugh]
    TB has a weird fascination with anything anal. Most people say they would never, but mention butt decks in a post title and EVERYBODY looks.

    As the saying goes, "Don't knock it till you try it," or something like that! 

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