I'm sitting here with my windows and doors wide open (but screens locked) and I will not answer. They're across the way at my neighbors...
Also: they wake my kids. I KEEEL them
BFP #1 10/28/09 EDD 06/24/10- Miscarriage 11/2/09
BFP #2 11/30/09 EDD 08/12/10- Sophia Grace born 8/1/10
BFP #3 11/16/10 EDD 08/04/11- Samuel Richard born 7/28/11
BFP #4 01/04/12 EDD 09/19/12- Simon Nathaniel born 9/6/12
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Re: The religious crazies are knocking on doors
NO no no, you gotta answer but you just act completely nuts right back to them.
Open the door, smile and nod and say "Oh no thank you, we've already been to Singapore and my cat choked on my foot. Good night" and slam the door in their face
BFP #2 11/30/09 EDD 08/12/10- Sophia Grace born 8/1/10
BFP #3 11/16/10 EDD 08/04/11- Samuel Richard born 7/28/11
BFP #4 01/04/12 EDD 09/19/12- Simon Nathaniel born 9/6/12
BFP #5 03/27/13 EDD 11/25/13- Savannah Lee born 11/18/13
They said through the screen "You know we can see you"
to which I responded "No you can't I'm just and illusion"
BFP #2 11/30/09 EDD 08/12/10- Sophia Grace born 8/1/10
BFP #3 11/16/10 EDD 08/04/11- Samuel Richard born 7/28/11
BFP #4 01/04/12 EDD 09/19/12- Simon Nathaniel born 9/6/12
BFP #5 03/27/13 EDD 11/25/13- Savannah Lee born 11/18/13
They knocked on the vacant apartment for about 10 minutes before leaving.
They walked to my neighbors after I announced I was an illusion.
BFP #2 11/30/09 EDD 08/12/10- Sophia Grace born 8/1/10
BFP #3 11/16/10 EDD 08/04/11- Samuel Richard born 7/28/11
BFP #4 01/04/12 EDD 09/19/12- Simon Nathaniel born 9/6/12
BFP #5 03/27/13 EDD 11/25/13- Savannah Lee born 11/18/13
I have my own supply line of GS cookies.
My sisters are twin 7yr olds. Of course you know I have to buy double because if I buy from just one it isn't fair...
BFP #2 11/30/09 EDD 08/12/10- Sophia Grace born 8/1/10
BFP #3 11/16/10 EDD 08/04/11- Samuel Richard born 7/28/11
BFP #4 01/04/12 EDD 09/19/12- Simon Nathaniel born 9/6/12
BFP #5 03/27/13 EDD 11/25/13- Savannah Lee born 11/18/13
I try to buy enough to last through the year. This year I missed the chance at work and had to ask DH to get them at the store, but he's more like the grasshopper than like the ant, so we have 1.5 boxes left and it's only JUNE.
the one sighed really loudly but when they noticed I wasn't getting up they left.
BFP #2 11/30/09 EDD 08/12/10- Sophia Grace born 8/1/10
BFP #3 11/16/10 EDD 08/04/11- Samuel Richard born 7/28/11
BFP #4 01/04/12 EDD 09/19/12- Simon Nathaniel born 9/6/12
BFP #5 03/27/13 EDD 11/25/13- Savannah Lee born 11/18/13
One of my friends had Mormons at the door one day - and she ran to answer the door but fell down the stairs doing so. Also, she was in a bra, a thong, and wearing a towel on her head. The stairs ended right at the door and she went head over heels down the stairs, landing lacy-black-thong-butt-out at them.
They ran away before she could answer.
In other news, when the Jehovah's Witnesses come to my door, I explain that I am an English teacher and request a copy of the Watch tower. Then I say "I'll go get my pen" and come back making corrections. When I'm done, I had it to them and say "Have a nice day!"
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