The girls destroyed their closet door this morning while I was trying to make breakfast.
Then they pulled our computer off the desk and now it won't play any sound.
Now they're fighting over a sippy cup when there is another sippy cup sitting 2 feet away.
Today can DIAF.
Unable to even.
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Re: I need a drink.
Why is everyone offering her vodka and cran?
She needs the hard shiit. CG, I'm pouring you some shots of wild turkey and aftershock.
Bottoms up.
Bottoms up sweetheart! It's always beer-o-clock in this house.
I will gladly drink with you.