Kinda long... but somewhat entertaining...
I have a shower on Sunday and I'm wearing a cute maxi dress from Old Navy. Problem is that the fabric shows underwear lines.
So I go to Wal-Mart last night to get some underwear that have more of a boy leg. They have no maternity at my Wal-Mart (or anywhere within 1.5 hours of me) and the only thing I could find was those underwear with the tummy pocket in the front that are kind of like a body suit. I chose a 4X so they would not be tight. A FOUR FRIGGING X.
I go to the change room. The woman looks at me, looks at the underwear and goes "You're not pregnant, are you?"
I'm like "Um. Yes."
She slams the underwear down on the desk and freaks out! She tells me that I am NOT trying those on because they are NOT going to fit and they're going to choke my baby and hurt it. She was seriously fuming and kept shaking her head at me and looking at the underwear.
I calmly tell her I'm not trying to squash my belly, I'm simply trying to get a pair of seamless underwear for under my dress.
So then she takes the underwear and puts on of those hygiene stickers in the crotch and says to me "This is for your protection."
I say "okay, I was going to try them on with my underwear on anyway."
She says, "WELL WHAT IF YOU WERE WEARING A G-STRING?? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE!"
Then she waited outside my change room for me to try them on and when I opened the door she stuck her hand out to take the underwear from me, assuming they didn't fit and I would be giving them back!!! Then she huffed and puffed when I said I was keeping them and again made the comment that she doesn't know why I am trying to choke my baby and hurt myself by trying to fit into them.
Whatever, b*tch. PS - they have so much room it's ridiculous.
End of story. I should have gone back to the rack and gotten and extra small and taken it back to the change room for shits and giggles. But I was almost ready to throat punch her so I just left instead lol
Re: Serious b*tch at Wal-Mart.
I would have complained to a manager
This.
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That's um... over the top.
Good for you for not hurting her, though.
This was my thought exactly. She had no right to say anything to you.
Lol this is a funny gif. And I wold of betch slapped her no joke. Kelly couldn't of said it better herself(himself). Lol. Shoes.