Throat Punch Thursday

DCWJes

I'm slacking, but let's hear them ladies! You know there is someone in the past week you have wanted to throat punch!

 

Mine, I want to throat punch the idiot who left an adorable little kitten out in the state park. Luckily I found the poor little thing and took her home with me. It rained 1.5 inches last night! 

ct103

DCWJes:

Mine, I want to throat punch the idiot who left an adorable little kitten out in the state park. Luckily I found the poor little thing and took her home with me. It rained 1.5 inches last night! 

So sad but so sweet! I'm so happy you found the kitten and saved her life! Will you keep her?

 

Mine goes out to my office's IT guy. He doesn't fix sh!t and is a total a-hole. The only reason his behavior is tolerated is because he's married to someone who works here. Throat punch!

QuigleyCat1

 

*sad one*

 

 

I want to throat punch the A-hole who purposely ran over a bird a week or so ago!   I watched him in my rearview. 

blessedhope

my sil who told me that if I "tense up" while DTD it will make me not get pregnant

 

 

klbowie

QuigleyCat1:

 

*sad one*

 

 

I want to throat punch the A-hole who purposely ran over a bird a week or so ago!   I watched him in my rearview. 

Wow, some people are sick!

klbowie

blessedhope:

my sil who told me that if I "tense up" while DTD it will make me not get pregnant

 

 

Did you tell her good sex leads to high tension called an orgasm?

klbowie

I have two:

1. My flippin betas, that is if they had a throat.

2. My co-worker, who always gives backhanded compliaments!!

sammer818

I would like to TPT the new tech we are training in the lab. She acts like she knows everything and argues with us over every little thing....even though she has no idea what she's talking about! I want her to just shut her yap and listen before acting like she runs the place.

blessedhope

klbowie:

blessedhope:

my sil who told me that if I "tense up" while DTD it will make me not get pregnant

 

 

Did you tell her good sex leads to high tension called an orgasm?

thought it but wasn't brave enough to say it out loud!

minicheezburg

I would like to throat punch the people who take care of the "landscaping" here at our townhouse. I use the term landscaping loosely. They come by once a week do a half - a$$ed mow job, kinda run the weed wacker and that is it. We had to cut down the ugly bush that was in the front of our place because ot was so over grown!

Laurakat81

blessedhope:

my sil who told me that if I "tense up" while DTD it will make me not get pregnant

 

 

When you're done, can I take a swing?

csspencer

My fallopian tube for rupturing and ruining a perfectly good weekend/week. I know I should be thankful that I'm ok, but still...I'm p!ssed, my numbers were coming down before the rupture, I guess they just weren't going down fast enough.

kiki4

The very pregnant girl at work standing out in the blazing heat puffing away on a cancer stick. Would you like a margarita to cool you down??

McTeachy

I'd love to throat punch my frickin' neighbor!! She has this urge to have a party with blasting music and yelling at exactly 3:00 in the morning once a week! When my DH went to talk to her (and he was being very nice) they got mad at him and were super rude and insulting! Throat punch!

DCWJes

ct103:

DCWJes:

Mine, I want to throat punch the idiot who left an adorable little kitten out in the state park. Luckily I found the poor little thing and took her home with me. It rained 1.5 inches last night! 

So sad but so sweet! I'm so happy you found the kitten and saved her life! Will you keep her?

 

Mine goes out to my office's IT guy. He doesn't fix sh!t and is a total a-hole. The only reason his behavior is tolerated is because he's married to someone who works here. Throat punch!

Yes, we are keeping her. She is so tiny! We named her Piquito Regalo. Which means little gift in Spanish. She is very skittish around loud noises and isn't sure of our puppy yet. But he isn't sure of her either!