YMBAFA if: you are loading mac n cheese into your to go container & topping it with bacon bits, cheese, sour cream & jalapenos & people are stopped & staring at you like you are a circus side show act.
you might be a fatass (ok you are a fatass) when you actually get pissed that you fell asleep early therefore missing your bedtime snack.
you might be a fastass when you get super excited that your DD did not finish her waffle on the way to DC so you get to finish on your waty to work. And then also eat 2 other things you packed for the day.
you might be a fatass when your doctor basically tells you to knock it off with all the eating when she sees how much weight you have gained in the last month.
clearly, I have issues. :-)
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you might be a fatass (ok you are a fatass) when you actually get pissed that you fell asleep early therefore missing your bedtime snack.
you might be a fastass when you get super excited that your DD did not finish her waffle on the way to DC so you get to finish on your waty to work. And then also eat 2 other things you packed for the day.
you might be a fatass when your doctor basically tells you to knock it off with all the eating when she sees how much weight you have gained in the last month.
you might be a fatass (ok you are a fatass) when you actually get pissed that you fell asleep early therefore missing your bedtime snack.
you might be a fastass when you get super excited that your DD did not finish her waffle on the way to DC so you get to finish on your waty to work. And then also eat 2 other things you packed for the day.
you might be a fatass when your doctor basically tells you to knock it off with all the eating when she sees how much weight you have gained in the last month.
clearly, I have issues. :-)
Clearly YOU are a fatass!
::loosens Motherhood pants::
Clearly! I am wearing motherhood pants AND shirt today. I mean damn....that alone makes me a cow, apparently. :-)
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When you husband asks to meet you for lunch, and you say okay. Then you eat lunch where you are at.... and THEN go meet him for lunch #2. (of course I didn't tell DH this!)
If you can't do anything, or think about anything else until after you have eaten at least 6 of the homemade chocolate chip cookies you have been craving all day....you might be a fatass
If when the waitress brings out the grilled chicken salad and the bacon double cheese burger and looks suprised when your husband claims the salad....you might be a fatass.
You might be a fatass if your eatin' schedule is more like a hobbit than a human being: breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, lunch, afternoon tea . . . .
Also, hee to all those who cried when a restaurant was out of something. I did that too once, when I went out for breakfast and they were out of biscuits and gravy. The waitress felt so bad she gave me a $10 gift card to the place.
YMBAFA if you made dinner, ate dinner, then made the following night's dinner and helped yourself to some of that as well. I couldn't help it. Damn crock pot sesame chicken on pinterest did me in!
When you husband asks to meet you for lunch, and you say okay. Then you eat lunch where you are at.... and THEN go meet him for lunch #2. (of course I didn't tell DH this!)
I do this even when I'm not pregnant. I guess that makes me a major fatass.
You might be a fatass if Motherhood Maternity shirts are too short and your belly hangs out the bottom.
You also might be a fatass if you ate a slice of cheesecake the size of your face (after your Chipotle lunch), were too full for dinner so you just had chocolate chip cookies and milk instead.
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you might be a fatass (ok you are a fatass) when you actually get pissed that you fell asleep early therefore missing your bedtime snack.
you might be a fastass when you get super excited that your DD did not finish her waffle on the way to DC so you get to finish on your waty to work. And then also eat 2 other things you packed for the day.
you might be a fatass when your doctor basically tells you to knock it off with all the eating when she sees how much weight you have gained in the last month.
clearly, I have issues. :-)
Clearly YOU are a fatass!
::loosens Motherhood pants::
Clearly! I am wearing motherhood pants AND shirt today. I mean damn....that alone makes me a cow, apparently. :-)
If you have heartburn after dinner and proclaim you are stuffed then find yourself back in the kitchen two hours later scarfing down a bowl of cereal and ice cream, you might be a fatass.
You might be a fatass when this thread is like porn to you. Sweeten condensed milk. Blizzards. Mmmm....
IF DX: DOR & Fragile X pre-mutation carrier
2011: FSH 13.3 & E 99; AMH 0.54
2nd FSH 6.2 E 40's AFC: 8
BFP from Clomid/IUI ~ Pre-e and IUGR during pregnancy ~ DS born 9/4/12
Feb./March 2013: AMH less than 0.16 (undectable) and AFC = 4; BFP from supps ~ DS#2 due May 2014
You may unequivocally, without any question, be a fatass, if you are dying laughing at all of the posts in this thread because you have done or have thought about doing the thing, or something similar, mentioned in 95% of them.
Is in afternoon snack time yet? Anyone?
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Re: You might be a fatass
If you just ate a thing of Twix and a bag of peanut M&Ms in one setting??? I'm going to hell...
Aside from the fact that I'm wearing a Motherhood shirt right now?
You might be a fatass if all your Easter candy was gone within 2 days...
Big Kid Jan 2010
Littlest Man Sept 2012
you might be a fatass (ok you are a fatass) when you actually get pissed that you fell asleep early therefore missing your bedtime snack.
you might be a fastass when you get super excited that your DD did not finish her waffle on the way to DC so you get to finish on your waty to work. And then also eat 2 other things you packed for the day.
you might be a fatass when your doctor basically tells you to knock it off with all the eating when she sees how much weight you have gained in the last month.
clearly, I have issues. :-)
::loosens Motherhood pants::
Clearly! I am wearing motherhood pants AND shirt today. I mean damn....that alone makes me a cow, apparently. :-)
OMG I don't know why but this is the funnist thing I have red all day. I just spewed water out my nose.
*Lurking*
thisiswhyyourefat.com
This is me every time I eat!
When you eat a full blown egg/cheese/bagel breakfast....then 2 bowls of cereal 15 minutes later...and a banana in between...
When you literally cry because your dinner - Moe's taco salad sucked.
When you eat all of the food you brought for the day..by 10am
When, while eating, all you think about is what you will eat next.
That is awesome. I love stories of stupidity.
Why do I have 19 typos in that one sentence? Good grief - talk about stupidity.....
DS #1 Born: 10/03/06, DS #2 Born: 08/06/12 My Cooking Blog
If you can't do anything, or think about anything else until after you have eaten at least 6 of the homemade chocolate chip cookies you have been craving all day....you might be a fatass
If when the waitress brings out the grilled chicken salad and the bacon double cheese burger and looks suprised when your husband claims the salad....you might be a fatass.
You might be a fatass if your eatin' schedule is more like a hobbit than a human being: breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, lunch, afternoon tea . . . .
Also, hee to all those who cried when a restaurant was out of something. I did that too once, when I went out for breakfast and they were out of biscuits and gravy. The waitress felt so bad she gave me a $10 gift card to the place.
You might be a fatass if you are still buying the 75% off easter candy and stuffing it in your face
I do this even when I'm not pregnant.
I guess that makes me a major fatass.
You might be a fatass if Motherhood Maternity shirts are too short and your belly hangs out the bottom.
You also might be a fatass if you ate a slice of cheesecake the size of your face (after your Chipotle lunch), were too full for dinner so you just had chocolate chip cookies and milk instead.
You might be a fatass if you start crying because your husband bought you brown sugar frosted mini wheats and not chocolate.
You also might be a fatass when you double back through the taco bell line to order seconds.
Woof.
ETA: I've certainly never done any of these things though..
*whistles out of post*
2011: FSH 13.3 & E 99; AMH 0.54 2nd FSH 6.2 E 40's AFC: 8
BFP from Clomid/IUI ~ Pre-e and IUGR during pregnancy ~ DS born 9/4/12
Feb./March 2013: AMH less than 0.16 (undectable) and AFC = 4;
BFP from supps ~ DS#2 due May 2014
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Or ate all your older DC's Easter candy and then had to make a late night run to the 24 hour CVS to get something to put in her Easter basket...
You might be a fatass if you read all of the previous posts and thought to yourself, "that is SO me!"...
I absolutely LOVED this post so far!
Same goes if it's Pillsbury Extra Buttery Biscuits...and you add a pat of butter to it before downing 6.
You may unequivocally, without any question, be a fatass, if you are dying laughing at all of the posts in this thread because you have done or have thought about doing the thing, or something similar, mentioned in 95% of them.
Is in afternoon snack time yet? Anyone?