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You know your a mom when...

...you're having and long and detailed conversation about baby poop.

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Re: You know your a mom when...

  • Conversation? Heck, we sing songs about poop.

    I am immune to my kid's barf. That only happens to moms.

    My darling daughter just turned 4 years old.
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    imagesparklenshine_89:

    ...you're having and long and detailed conversation about baby poop.

     

    yep, done that one.

    DD#1 5 years DD#2 3 years
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  • imagelivinitup:

    Conversation? Heck, we sing songs about poop.

    I am immune to my kid's barf. That only happens to moms.

    Haha I sing songs about it to my boys but my friend was talking to me and asking me if her baby's poop was normal
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  • You have to say the phrase: "please stop using your tortilla as a tissue"
    Mom to DD#1 December '06, DD#2 Feb '09 and DS March '12
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    Your purse has everything under the roof.  My purse has wipes, boogies wipes, diapers, a fruit pouch (wth?), spilled Cheerios, etc.

    I think the only thing in my purse that's mine would be a wallet, phone, and keys.

     

  • imagesnowflakemom:
    You have to say the phrase: "please stop using your tortilla as a tissue"

    Or how about "We only water plants.  No, we don't water Auntie's cat.  No, Auntie's cat does not need to grow big and tall like the plant."

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  • Haha these are funny. How about "don't wipe your face on mommy's shirt, it's not a napkin."
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  • imagesnowflakemom:
    You have to say the phrase: "please stop using your tortilla as a tissue"

    Or one of my personal faves that I had to surprisingly bust out one day "We don't put raisins in our vaginas"

  • imageilovemygirls:

    imagesnowflakemom:
    You have to say the phrase: "please stop using your tortilla as a tissue"

    Or one of my personal faves that I had to surprisingly bust out one day "We don't put raisins in our vaginas"

    Omg! That is hilarious.

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  • imagelivinitup:

    Conversation? Heck, we sing songs about poop.

    I am immune to my kid's barf. That only happens to moms.

    We have the "poop song" we sing when we clean LO's diapers. Daycare kid was being potty trained for a while and it was a challenge to get her to poop on the potty, so when she did... It was a party!!!

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  • You show up for work covered in boogers because your kid used your shirt as a tissue.

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  • you say "No, we don't use our toothbrush as a comb" when you've found your child's head covered in sticky toothpaste 3 mn before you walk out the door.

    Or, you have changed four pairs of underwear in the morning before leaving for work, and only one was your own. The other 3 belong to one small 3 yr old who thought it would be "funny" to pee in her pants before school. "No, it's not funny when you pee in your pants." as said by me yesterday morning.

  • You sleep with a burp cloth and think it's totally normal. Other fun items in bed include a boppy pillow, winnie the pooh blanket, stuffed animal bunny rabbit, and musical octopus. 

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  • imagelivinitup:

    Conversation? Heck, we sing songs about poop.

    I am immune to my kid's barf. That only happens to moms.

    We sing songs too.  I am amazed at some of the songs I have came up about poop, vomit, pee... lol


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