I am immune to my kid's barf. That only happens to moms.
We have the "poop song" we sing when we clean LO's diapers. Daycare kid was being potty trained for a while and it was a challenge to get her to poop on the potty, so when she did... It was a party!!!
you say "No, we don't use our toothbrush as a comb" when you've found your child's head covered in sticky toothpaste 3 mn before you walk out the door.
Or, you have changed four pairs of underwear in the morning before leaving for work, and only one was your own. The other 3 belong to one small 3 yr old who thought it would be "funny" to pee in her pants before school. "No, it's not funny when you pee in your pants." as said by me yesterday morning.
You sleep with a burp cloth and think it's totally normal. Other fun items in bed include a boppy pillow, winnie the pooh blanket, stuffed animal bunny rabbit, and musical octopus.
Re: You know your a mom when...
Conversation? Heck, we sing songs about poop.
I am immune to my kid's barf. That only happens to moms.
yep, done that one.
Your purse has everything under the roof. My purse has wipes, boogies wipes, diapers, a fruit pouch (wth?), spilled Cheerios, etc.
I think the only thing in my purse that's mine would be a wallet, phone, and keys.
Or how about "We only water plants. No, we don't water Auntie's cat. No, Auntie's cat does not need to grow big and tall like the plant."
Or one of my personal faves that I had to surprisingly bust out one day "We don't put raisins in our vaginas"
Omg! That is hilarious.
We have the "poop song" we sing when we clean LO's diapers. Daycare kid was being potty trained for a while and it was a challenge to get her to poop on the potty, so when she did... It was a party!!!
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Or, you have changed four pairs of underwear in the morning before leaving for work, and only one was your own. The other 3 belong to one small 3 yr old who thought it would be "funny" to pee in her pants before school. "No, it's not funny when you pee in your pants." as said by me yesterday morning.
You sleep with a burp cloth and think it's totally normal. Other fun items in bed include a boppy pillow, winnie the pooh blanket, stuffed animal bunny rabbit, and musical octopus.
We sing songs too. I am amazed at some of the songs I have came up about poop, vomit, pee... lol