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WhiteGirlProblems

Hi Everyone!! I'm new to the board and wanted to introduce myself!  I have a beautiful fur baby named Khloe who was born in October.  I love her so, so, SO much!! She's a great dog-except for when she takes a big crap on my bed, of course.  Or when she like, has to go out at 6 a.m. when I'm hungover as shiiiiizzz and simply can't get out of bed.  God, it's effing annoying when that happens.  But yeah, most of the time I just love her to pieces!

Anyways, I'm not really interested in having any real kids.  That would mean I would have to get fat, and well, let's just say I don't do fat very well.  But I TOTALLY love other peoples' kids.  Except when they cry or have a dirty diaper or something. God that's effing annoying/gross.

Looking forward to chatting with you guys! 

HowLiLoCanYouGo

Hey WhiteGirl! I'm totally with you, I like babies but apparently you're not supposed to drink alcohol or consume booger sugar when your preggers which is totally whack. I can totally sympathize with your pet situation like, my assistant is so totally loud when she (he? I can't remember what my assistant looks like) takes my doggie to go pee pee. Ugh. It is so hard to be me!!

ItsBritneyBishes

I have a friend who had a baby and she got so fat she couldn't fit into her cheerleading uniform.  It really sucked and she was no fun for a long time.

SnoopDogg420

I like white girls, dayum any color girl would do. Especially green girls named Mary Jane.