Dear Morning Sickness... How I've Missed You (open letter)

Taylor11

Dear MS,

It's been nearly 3 yrs, but this morning at 4 am, you interrupted my inappropriate dream involving Ryan Gosling, to grace me with your presence.  As I stumbled to the bathroom, dry heaving and foggy, I racked my brain...  Was it the Patron?  Sauvignon Blanc?  Dirty martinis?  Did I smoke a cigarette?  No, damnit (tear) I am not even allowed to have those.  Morning sickness!  I forgot how much I missed our pre dawn hours together, from 4-7 am.  All those days when my sleep was reduced from 8 hrs a night to 5.  Really fun times...  So today I welcome you back, with open arms, acid reflux, and dark circles under my eyes. 

P.S.-I secretly sort of like you in a sick way, as you mentally brought me some relief, and I hope and pray this means our little one will stick!  However, can you come a couple hrs later from now on?  Thanks, xoxo!

mysticriver

Too funny (the letter, not m/s!) 

The only thing worse than m/s is m/s that wakes you up.

Pixie1225

What did the morning sickness write back?