Good morning, need a laugh? (TMI)

maby22

Hello ladies...DH has had me laughing since last night.

We are expecting to trigger tonight, so yesterday, when he was giving me the shots I let him know that I thought we really should have sex because we might not be able to tonight.  So the evening goes on and NOTHING!  We go to bed and I figure I should take the initiative and just when I think we're getting somewhere he stops me and says, "I don't think we should", I was baffled because he NEVER says no, so I ask why.  After some insisting from me he says, "what if I knock something loose?"  To which I answered, "do you think you can knock my ovaries loose?" and he said, "no, but maybe I'll shake the eggs out".

LMFAO...have a great day ladies!

LuvWIfootball

Thanks for the laugh this morning! 

rjade9

bwaha thats funny, thanks!

jenjen930

ah, men.  they can be so clueless sometimes.  gotta love 'em. 

at least his heart is in the right place. 

thanks for the laugh!

angela2004

LOL! Sounds like something my DH would say. Love it!

HawkJr

That is hilarious!!