It will say, "Yes I have a tooth. No, you may not touch it."
Especially if you have fake nails that breed bacteria-MIL. Furthermore, when I ask you not to do it, it's not a suggestion. Yep, I asked her not to-she ignored me, twice. Finally I moved her hand out of the way. I admit that it mostly annoys me because it's her...but still.
I'm really not a germaphobe. DS eats puffs off the restaurant table and occasionally gets a hold of my phone, a menu, whatever. I take it from him because it is gross. So if your hand is in my kids mouth, I will take it out too.
Re: My baby needs this onsie/MIL vent