PSA for all door-to-door witnesses

tinychefjackson

I don'?t care if you want to leave? a color?ing book that shows? me burni?ng in hell at my door.? I'll even brake? for you if you cross? the stree?t,? disre?gardi?ng all traff?ic rules?,? on your dorky? bikes?.??

However,? I feel it is neces?sary to discu?ss the conve?rsati?on vs. haras?sment? issue?.?

1) If you address someo?ne from afar and they prete?nd to ignor?e you, it is NOT okay to keep appro?achin?g them, much less being running toward them.?
2)If you choos?e to disre?gard the above? rule and you conti?nue to appro?ach,? accep?t a simpl?e,? "?Yes,?"? "?No,?"? or "?Screw? You" when you ask if they are saved?.? I promi?se the perso?n is not tryin?g to bait you to tell them all about? your belie?fs.?
3)If said perso?n attem?pts to walk away,? DO NOT, by any means?,? try to block? them,? touch? them,? pray over them,? or follo?w them.??

Consi?der this a warni?ng.? If I am appro?ached? by anoth?er pushy? Jehov?ah'?s Witne?ss or Mormo?n on my way to the mailbox,? I will peppe?r spray? your a$$.

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Thanks?

tinychefjackson

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ArielK

Bwahaha - this made me lol.

I was drug to mormon church for a year by my mother (I stopped having to go after I made a sunday school teacher cry by asking questions about why god didn't like black people - research stain of cain for fun and amusement)

I have sympathy for the mormon missionaries, so I always invite them for dinner and try and convert them over a meal while DH tries very hard not to laugh, and to be understanding of his wife's idea of 'fun'.

MrsL.inMarch

We have fancy ones who visit us, they leave custom bottled waters at our door with weird pictures and quotes on them. I would assume it's plain water, but it could be tainted with special brainwashing drugs lol

tinychefjackson

Ouch. That makes pepper spray seem like the easy way out. LOL

TimingisEverything

They really piss me off too. I am all for the pepper spray in this case.