She and the coffee table had a fight.
The coffee table won.
(FWIW, it was somewhat Dawg's fault for knocking her over...but all Dawg did was walk past)
2 stitches, 2 hours, much screaming and me holding down her arms while the Mr. held her legs...she's asleep and not much worse for wear.
But I have enver seen a goose egg swell up that fast in my LIFE.