So I'm getting my hair cut yesterday, and my haridresser is telling me I need to get another haircut around week 38-39 so that (in his words) "You don't look like death on a triscut in all the first baby photos" fine, no prob, sign me up - but then he says "And be sure to get a pedi and waxing on the same day." When I said I didn't think that I needed all that done, he says "Honey, just because you can't see yourself below the hips, dosen't mean everyone else at the hospital won't. Do everyone a favor and get it all taken care of down there!"
Why is it you can always count on a gay man to tell you things no one else would ever have the balls to bring up in public?
I wasn't sure what's more mortifying, the fact that he practically shouted this in front of a few dozen people, or the fact that he's probably right... I did make the haircut appt, but haven't had the nerve to schedule the pedi/wax - I wonder if that'll help induce labor? I can just imagine in now - the kid's gonna go "Dammit that hurt! That's it, I'm outta here before she goes and get's THAT done again!"
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Ha ha ha...I also scheduled a cut and color the week of Thanksgiving. It is 2 weeks before EDD, so I figure that way I can make it all the way through maternity leave before needing to go again.
Although I did it because the salon I go to is near my office and not near my home.
Haha! I love it. I would take his advice. I'm planning to get a pedi and I'm thinking about getting a wax. Never had one but I know it needs to be cleaned up!