3rd Trimester

You know your stylist is gay when...

So I'm getting my hair cut yesterday, and my haridresser is telling me I need to get another haircut around week 38-39 so that (in his words) "You don't look like death on a triscut in all the first baby photos" fine, no prob, sign me up - but then he says "And be sure to get a pedi and waxing on the same day."  When I said I didn't think that I needed all that done, he says "Honey, just because you can't see yourself below the hips, dosen't mean everyone else at the hospital won't.  Do everyone a favor and get it all taken care of down there!"  

Why is it you can always count on a gay man to tell you things no one else would ever have the balls to bring up in public?

I wasn't sure what's more mortifying, the fact that he practically shouted this in front of a few dozen people, or the fact that he's probably right...  I did make the haircut appt, but haven't had the nerve to schedule the pedi/wax - I wonder if that'll help induce labor?  I can just imagine in now - the kid's gonna go "Dammit that hurt!  That's it, I'm outta here before she goes and get's THAT done again!"

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