POLL: gross things that happened to you

DaiLyght

What's one of the grossest things that you can think of that has happened to you in your lifetime? (and if you are going to complain about this is a gross topic, then stop reading and turn back now)

 

Mine: I woke up one morning (this was college BTW), reached over for my glass of water on the nightstand, took a big swig and felt something weird. Immediately spit it back into the glass and saw a roach swimming around. That still haunts me. 

HisBetterHalf

Similar to yours... in college grabbed for the glass of water that I alwasy kept by my bed.  Took a big drink of it in the middle of the night and realize that it had been used as an ash tray the evening before.... gross gross gross!

Brewster

OMG, ewww. 

 

I'll have to think about this one?  Maybe when I was throwing up one time while my friend was driving us down the highway. My head was hanging out the window, so I had vomit all in my hair and side of my face.  Some of our other friends were following us and her car got "hit".  I was really probably too drunk to care thinking back though.  Oh to be 16 again.

stacynikki

Oh my!  That would scar me for life! 

One time, in college, I took a box of Little Debbie's Oatmeal Cream Pies out of the pantry.  I unwrapped it and started eating it.  After I few bites I noticed that my hand felt weird so I looked down and had a ton of ants crawling all over my hand and the oatmeal pie.  So gross! 

AnnapolisLari

In prebaby life:

I was having a tiny glass of wine while I was pregnant. I took a swig and realized that there was a fly that had landed in it. I spit it into the sink and spent the next 5 minutes gagging and trying not to throw up.

Since baby:

DS pooped in the shower a couple of weeks ago and handed it to me. Blech.

BubblyToes

DaiLyght:

What's one of the grossest things that you can think of that has happened to you in your lifetime? (and if you are going to complain about this is a gross topic, then stop reading and turn back now)

 

Mine: I woke up one morning (this was college BTW), reached over for my glass of water on the nightstand, took a big swig and felt something weird. Immediately spit it back into the glass and saw a roach swimming around. That still haunts me. 

O.  M.  G.

I can't think of anything grosser than that right now, except for maybe handling the ILs undies.  LOL

 

jaredswife

I cannot think of anything that bad that has happened to me.

But, I have one like your about DH.  He was hanging out with some friends and grabbed a coke can and took a drink and then realized that it had been used as a spit can.

butterbeansmama

cleaning out the diaper pail one week (Dh had forgot to put a bag in it and had just thrown all of P's dirty diapers - rolled up nice and tight though - in it). I dumped the contents into our bigger garbage can and noticed some dirt/sand on one of them. Didn't think anything of it, until I sprayed some clorox bleach spray and wiped the inside bottom of the pail only to bring it up close enough to see a million magets all over the darn thing. With it being white they were very hard to notice unless looking closely. Somehow I got it outside and there it sat until dh came home to take it apart and hose the entire thing down. It still gives me the creeps.

mlm1128

Jaredswife, that literally made me gag and cover my mouth.  That is some nasty story.

r9stedt

I dipped into a box of cheerios once at my parents house. ?I spit it back out and then looked in the box. ?It has tons of dead bugs and moths in it. ?Nasty.

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wellfleet04

Every two weeks I have to stick my finger up my dogs bum to express her anal sacks (glands that fill up with the foulest smelling stuff you can imagine...like metalic, poopy dead fish).  It makes me yak every single time!

Temp159135562506975

DH's uncle was visiting- he's about 85 y/o - and was drinking out of a water bottle.  After he left I took a swig of water out of what I thought was MY water bottle- but it was his- and it had TONS of tiny particles of food floating all around in it - I'm still grossed out by it when i think about it... but i'd take that over bugs any day!!! yikes!