Hi DW and Sunny

ClarkWGriswald

 

This is my other family:

Now I just gotta decide who I feel like being.

Auntie Clark needs to go to friggin bed.

Sunshine05

Why do I have the sneaking suspicion that Vino da Penguino may have been involved here?! LOL! Shitter full on your other name?

DeputiesWife

hey love!

 

can I refill your egg nogg for you? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere? Leave you for dead? 

ClarkWGriswald

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh!t he is! Hallelujah! Holy sh!t! Where's the Tylenol?

DeputiesWife

 Clark: "Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on its way in from New York City." Eddie: "You serious, Clark?"

 

I use the you serious clark line a lot! 

ClarkWGriswald

Glad to know I come up a lot. Makes me feel all warm and tingly.