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Only my husband tells me to post it on the bump...

Penguin81Penguin81 member
in December 2010 Moms

If you need a Wednesday giggle here it is ladies... (this is a true story) Last night I was picking up after my daughter went to bed, what I didn't know was my husband had been standing there watching me, when I finished I got this.

Mr. P = "well that settles it..."

Mrs. P = 'well that settles what?"

Mr. P = "we have to have sex tonight?"

Mrs. P = "why tonight?"

Mr. P = "I see cervical mucous... you're fertile."

Mrs. P = "OMG wtf did you get into? How do you what my cervical mucous looks like, from just standing there?"

Mr. P grins wide and laughs = "I borrowed ute goggles from the Bump Girls..."

::Mrs. P puts head in hands:: "Dear Jesus, only my husband..." 

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