Cause I know you'll appreciate this.
I installed the toilet lock today and when H came home I made sure to show him how to use it. His exact words: "I can make something better than that. I just might".
posvane:My H's comment to your post, "I'd end up peeing outside."
LOL! My H does that whenever he's working outside or in his shed/workshop.
ETA: I should point out that our neighbor is a forest.