I worked at IHOP. I worked the 6 at night till 6 in the morning shift on the weekends. Oh my goodness the drunk people that would come in there were hilarious.
We also use to smoke weed in the cooler and we always said the milk shake machine was broken because they were a pain in the butt to make.
Also: Who is your favorite Ninja Turtle? I think you can tell a lot about a person from who they pick.