Mine is.... "and then I found my pants". I like to interject it when I enter conversations, detect a lull or am trying to cut the awkward.

Little Man (4 years old---holy cow)
He's the single greatest thing I've done in my life and reminds me daily of how fun (and funny) life can be. He's turned out pretty swell for having such a heartless and evil mother.
Re: Favorite random thing to say
Due 3.1.12
Levi 7.26.09
Wood you? Wood too!
Mutherfuckingfucktards if I'm upset.
Penis if it's just uncomfortable.
Inexplicably because I like it.
Sooo, it'll be real easy!
Anyone else have an unnatural, undying love for Drop Dead Gorgeous?