April 2012 Moms
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I got a lecture from my alterations lady about my jeans

She warned me that I couldn't wear jeans w/ a button in the front for too long because it was bad for the baby. lol. They are maternity jeans! They have the stretchy panels on the sides, where the pockets usually are. I do anticipate that somewhere toward the end, they might become uncomfortable, but as far as the button hurting the baby... I think I'll take my chances.

Re: I got a lecture from my alterations lady about my jeans

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    Yes. Baby will be born with an indentation in their head from the button. It's called thebuttonofmommysjeanssmooshedmyhead syndrome. Indifferent
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    I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE LETTING A BUTTON NEAR YOUR BABY! You're a horrible mother.
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    I doubt a button will hurt the baby. Don't you just love people and the pregnancy advice they give?

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    Lol, what... does she think you're going to leave a button imprint on your baby's forehead?? 
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    imagebiblionerd:
    Lol, what... does she think you're going to leave a button imprint on your baby's forehead?? 

    I guess so. She was saying something about their skin being really sensitive. lol

    She did tell me it's good I'm having a girl b/c I'm beautiful, so I guess that made up for the unsolicited advice.

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    imagebiblionerd:
    Lol, what... does she think you're going to leave a button imprint on your baby's forehead?? 

    I guess so. She was saying something about their skin being really sensitive. lol

    She did tell me it's good I'm having a girl b/c I'm beautiful, so I guess that made up for the unsolicited advice.

    Well that was nice of her at least! I poked DS so much that my mom told me he was going to come out with giant indents in his skull and he had a nice (huge) round head. I'm sorry, but I'm 4'11" with a short torso and he was 9lb 2oz. I was going to poke him to get him out of my ribs/lungs if I d@mn well wanted to breathe! 
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    Oh dear. People just have NO clue sometimes. 

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    Ummm, she does realize the button faces outward right? All of my maternity jeans have a button on them and it doesn't bother me at all, it's low near my public bone!
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    imageTambcat:

    imagebiblionerd:
    Lol, what... does she think you're going to leave a button imprint on your baby's forehead?? 

    I guess so. She was saying something about their skin being really sensitive. lol

    She did tell me it's good I'm having a girl b/c I'm beautiful, so I guess that made up for the unsolicited advice.

    Cause beautiful women having sons is just a complete waste, yes? 

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    imageLuvmy2sons:
    Yes. Baby will be born with an indentation in their head from the button. It's called thebuttonofmommysjeanssmooshedmyhead syndrome. Indifferent

    This made me laugh soooo hard! Love it.

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    I heard it gives them the geigh. Watch out. 
    i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY! and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.
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    isnt this where babys belly buttons come from? harhar.
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