(NBR) This is childish, but

Sheazier

I am trying to get some sleep in the recliner downstairs (darn sciatica pain) and my sweet husband is sleeping on the couch next to me so that we're together.  Our maltese puppy was curled up on DH's butt sleeping when DH (how do I say this politely) let one rip in his sleep right on the puppy.  Well, this woke the pup right up and he looked at me like he had just been violated, then jumped off the couch and started rolling around on the carpet and whining, as if to get the smell off of him.  I am just trying not to laugh too loudly, but this is cracking me up.

Kristine Schilling

oh just laugh! He was probly slightly awake anyway. Or is it another wives tale that people do not fart in their sleep?

Sheazier

If it's true that people don't fart in their sleep, then DH has a lot of explaining to do for when he's in bed with me!!

MYLYNDA

LOL Im still laughing and crying..... that is sooo funny!!!

jcameron2010

Sheazier:

If it's true that people don't fart in their sleep, then DH has a lot of explaining to do for when he's in bed with me!!

For real! My DH farts all the time. And we will wake up and he is all like "no I don't". Pfttt, like you would know anyway. That is too funny.

MesmrEwe

Go ahead and laugh - That's too gosh darn funny!!!

Mrsbullermansn

I needed a good laugh! Thanks for this(:

December192009

hahahahahahaha this was so much fun to read; thanks or starting my day off with a good laugh!!

kaelasierra

I laughed out loud! Thanks.

 

Sascha3

Hahaha...poor puppy!!!!

Wipz

our kitten is a pain in the ass..literally sometimes.. one night he was biting my ass through the quilt and  I let her rip... he aint done that again haha. But if hears you fart in bed he will pounce on it and try and get it lol

I just love that face cats pull when they get a bad smell .... it's the funniest thing ever.  Dogs are no better... when they let rip you can see the gas shimmer...and they look at you like WTF is that ...I didn't do that !!!

This new GD diet isn't helping either.. I had to do a head count  last night to make sure I hadn't lost a cat..I had gas so bad I thought something crawled up my ass an died lol. 

After months of constipation, now I got gas from hell.. yay !!!  Now hubby knows how I feel when he lets rip with an evil ass explosion haha.