I have a confession

ludicrous

I have never been shat on by one of my kids. Lila has never peed out of her diaper and after a few instances where Nolan peed on himself his first few days home, he doesn't pee out of his diaper either. I don't even bother to cover it up when I am changing him. They must be saving it up for some sort of epic combination pee/shiit craptastrophe that can only happen in public.

heather_09_15_07

They've never even done it on your hands? #2 did it almost daily to me for the first month or so. It was like as soon as the fresh air hit her bum...bam!

ludicrous

Never. Maybe this is really bad news for potty training.

+diana82+

Me either

mrsmacias2008

Lucky. I have literally almost had pee shot in my eye. Well when they first got home

staycee

Sydney christened me with poop while BF'ing her at the dinner table on Thankgiving that year.    Poo out the diaper, out her pants, on my pants, on the chair, and on the floor.

Annabelle so far has been a little lady.

ludicrous

staycee:

Sydney christened me with poop while BF'ing her at the dinner table on Thankgiving that year.    Poo out the diaper, out her pants, on my pants, on the chair, and on the floor.

Annabelle so far has been a little lady.

Niiiice.

staycee

(thankfully IL's held dinner out in their huge custom garage on folding chairs that year since the house was too small for the # of people.   It will be a  year remembered for sure)

Mrs Dougherty

never been pooped on but my DS#1 liked to pee on who ever changed him. DS#2 has never peed on me at all and only Once on the doctor at his first check up at the hospital

 

Kristinmo

DS has never peed on me but he has peed on DH several times and all over the wall by the changing table (good thing we painted it yellow!)

I was pooped on once when he was a few weeks old putting him in the bathtub.

I have been puked on more times than I would like to count.

jkish22

Never been pooped on but the first month or two he peed and pooped out his diaper just about every time he went.

lenloe

your time will come. 

roshybride

Ezra peed on me at 2.5 years old. It's worse when they can talk and tell you they just peed on you.

 

When Matthias was 2 months old, he projectile pooped. Me, the wall, the floor, every where. 

 

Your kids still have time to get you.  

mmkaye

Literally as soon as they laid M on my chest he pooed on me.  I kid you not.  We took pictures it was so disgustingly funny.

Amorlinda

Luckily I can say the same thing... for now.

Alex17

My kid pooped as I pushed him out. He was COVERED in whatever it's called, the black tar like stuff. From the front he looked so squishy and new, the back was a whole 'nother story!  We have pics too.

Other than that, i've gotten peed on when he was tiny, but no poop yet.