My awesum FB frend (for your entertainment)

OO cupcakes OO

So I didn't request her, but I am able to see some of her recent updates.  It is littered with funny.

Here's a gem:

sitin here bared nothin to do but watch my son play wit his toys hes so funny earlyer he helped me retape th window

WTF does that mean?

Or this:

Well erik knocked down the xmas tree an some of the bulbs broke an some of the piece went in my pop

Hahahaha She's got problems...

Who thinks erik should marry me if he says he loves me so much lol jus hit like

Why wouldn't he want to?

I feel kind of bad for making fun of her, but come on!  I've never seen someone spell this badly and I have a feeling she does speak how she types (judging by pictures.)   

Jnkpnch80

I LOVE it when I see posts like this. It makes me giggle and I don't feel bad about it. I have a cousin who posted the other day "I am board" hhehe. Love it. Good job stupid. Go read a book if you are so board. lol. 

lizzybean

Thank you Cupcakes!! I was hoping for more of her delightful facebook quotes! She sounds so trashy in her spelling that the first thing I thought about "taping the window" is that she has a window broken and instead of fixing it, she just puts masking tape on it... and her son helps! Oh lord....

Heartcease

I'm more worried that she's "bared."  Bless her heart, I'm from the country, and I know quite a few people that can't spell or even read very well, but they try a bit harder than that.

OO cupcakes OO

lizzybean:

Thank you Cupcakes!! I was hoping for more of her delightful facebook quotes! She sounds so trashy in her spelling that the first thing I thought about "taping the window" is that she has a window broken and instead of fixing it, she just puts masking tape on it... and her son helps! Oh lord....

That's what I'm thinking... what else could that mean?  Why would you tape a window?  Maybe it was a typo lol

GracieBlue

OMG - if it weren't for the name Erik I would SWEAR this was my SIL posting.  I always plan on blocking her but her posts are unintentionally hilarious.

Heartcease

As long as she's not taping up aluminum foil over the windows.

mrs.g_6708

LOL what an idiot.

brideofscowboy

Argg.  speeling lik dat makes me want 2 gouge mi i-ballz out!

 

FWIW, I have a few FB friends like that. I've seriously considered de-friending them. 

returning_bump_member

I love all these posts! They seriously make my day.

jeffnstef

thanks for the smiles. I am "board" at work.

Duewith2nd

I wish I had someone entertaining like that...

And just so everyone knows. "taping" a window is another term for winterizing. She was either putting tape over the drafty areas, or taping plastic over the windows.

daisysle

I hate when people say 'an' and not 'and'.

OO cupcakes OO

Duewith2nd:

I wish I had someone entertaining like that...

And just so everyone knows. "taping" a window is another term for winterizing. She was either putting tape over the drafty areas, or taping plastic over the windows.

It sounds so much better when you say it. 

georgi611

jeffnstef:

thanks for the smiles. I am "board" at work.

 

Haha!  Me too! :P

mkflower3000

www.lamebook.com

danies08

I think you should be required to update us on...well, her updates daily! : ) 

These are just TOO good to pass up! Keep 'em coming!!! 

Missy0483

I am seriously laughing out loud here. Thank you so much for sharing. Absolutely hilarious. I'm wondering about the pieces falling in her "pop" did she mean poop? If so....wow, how does that even happen? Hahahaha.

glitzNglam24

Ladies, who are we talking about? I must have missed this!

velharris

Hahahaha, too funny=)

 

I have a distant cousin that lives down South that Spells, and unfortunately speaks like this, lol. Every time she posts an update I giggle, and kinda feel bad. But seriously, if your an adult and still spell/speak like this, thats your own fault;)