You know you're nine months pregnant when...

FutureMrs.B2006

Read this in a magazine and thought it was cute.... (especially since I can relate to most!)

You know you're nine months pregnant when:

• you feel 300 pounds heavier then you are, compliments of your swollen feet
• can only fit one person in your queen size bed because it's covered in mounds of pillows
• think every little pain might be a contraction
• drop something on the kitchen floor and stare at it thinking, 'do I really need that'?
• call your husband and he picks up on the first ring
• decide that you're in the mood for sex, but it's just not worth the energy
• have to find the bathroom in a store before you start shopping
• sit in your nursery and can really imagine holding your baby

Any more?

brandnewmommy103

you can see the growth pattern for the hair on your stomach

buggywhips

brandnewmommy103:

you can see the growth pattern for the hair on your stomach

This is funny!  The poor little hairs on my stomach are all standing straight up because my belly is so tight! 

lijuan09

When you have to take a break from cooking to eat something!

brandnewmommy103

buggywhips:

brandnewmommy103:

you can see the growth pattern for the hair on your stomach

This is funny!  The poor little hairs on my stomach are all standing straight up because my belly is so tight! 

ive never been so hairy in my life...

stephers_7

You should see my office floor...its full of paper clips, pens, post it notes. If I drop it and I don't really need it, it stays on the floor. If I do really need it I get so mad at myself almost to the point of tears because I was so careless. 

nykki16

FutureMrs.B2006:

Read this in a magazine and thought it was cute.... (especially since I can relate to most!)

You know you're nine months pregnant when:

• you feel 300 pounds heavier then you are, compliments of your swollen feet
• can only fit one person in your queen size bed because it's covered in mounds of pillows
• think every little pain might be a contraction
• drop something on the kitchen floor and stare at it thinking, 'do I really need that'?
• call your husband and he picks up on the first ring
• decide that you're in the mood for sex, but it's just not worth the energy
• have to find the bathroom in a store before you start shopping
• sit in your nursery and can really imagine holding your baby

Any more?

 I do this all of the time!!

JennyLiz75

I can SO relate to dropping something and just staring at it for a second.

Too funny!

MissBHaven1024

lijuan09:

When you have to take a break from cooking to eat something!

I LOVE this one! I do that often! I also will drop something and stare it at contemplating how much I really need it! 

Greenbaby3114

stephers_7:

You should see my office floor...its full of paper clips, pens, post it notes. If I drop it and I don't really need it, it stays on the floor. If I do really need it I get so mad at myself almost to the point of tears because I was so careless. 

I feel ya! I'm a teacher and I get a kid to crawl under my desk whenever I drop something! Lol

PecanSam

buggywhips:

brandnewmommy103:

you can see the growth pattern for the hair on your stomach

This is funny!  The poor little hairs on my stomach are all standing straight up because my belly is so tight! 

Mine too!!! 

jwolfe1205

buggywhips:

brandnewmommy103:

you can see the growth pattern for the hair on your stomach

This is funny!  The poor little hairs on my stomach are all standing straight up because my belly is so tight! 

 

Me too!  

teetime345

FutureMrs.B2006:

Read this in a magazine and thought it was cute.... (especially since I can relate to most!)

You know you're nine months pregnant when:

• you feel 300 pounds heavier then you are, compliments of your swollen feet
• can only fit one person in your queen size bed because it's covered in mounds of pillows
• think every little pain might be a contraction
• drop something on the kitchen floor and stare at it thinking, 'do I really need that'?
• call your husband and he picks up on the first ring
• decide that you're in the mood for sex, but it's just not worth the energy
• have to find the bathroom in a store before you start shopping
• sit in your nursery and can really imagine holding your baby

Any more?

These are good!  I would add to the bathroom at the store one, for me, that I also use that bathroom before I make the drive home.  I can't believe how often I have to go to the bathroom! 

Maybe we should one:
Go to the bathroom, get up to leave the bathroom, and feel like you could turn right back in and go again.

katyberry

I was thinking the other day...

"You know you're nine months pregnant when you go out shopping and go to the bathroom just so you can sit down for a minute because the toilet is the only place to sit!"

I was so tired the other day that even though I didn't feel like I HAD to go (miraculous, I know!), I wanted to go to the bathroom just to get off of my feet for a minute!