i have a funny story about the word douche

TG508 · October 2011

so my little brother (18) is seriously the funniest kid i have ever met....

just like all other kids his age he thinks he is cool when he calls people "douche". well last night he kept calling me a douche for.. helll i dont remember im always picking on him about something.. anyways i called him out and asked him if he even knew what a douche was.

before he could answer my aunt butts in and says "of course he does TG, dont embarrass him, its a vaginal cleansing product!"

well i gave her helll for butting in and then went on about my business doing whatever... not 2 minutes later my little brother mumbles under his breath.. "actually i thought it was when you light dog shiit on fire and put it on someones doorstep"

and thats when i died.