I hope you dont mind if I cop y and paste this message but I need some help so please read it

ComicRelief

what I was saying on another blog is that I am not so sure if I should be worried about another pregnancy or not but i already have 1 dauhter named ROXANNA she is the love of my life but i am not with her father anymore and if i am pregnant again i am sure my parents will be SO mad sine i am still so young and my dads is a music teacher here is the copy of the message thanks!   im not sure if Trawson did it all the way? thats my boyfriend and im not sure if we did the whole sex thing or not so should i be REALLY worried even though I have skipped a few periods? so im still not sure please read more about it in my other blog post below on the main page, thanks!

tri047

Considering your sn, this is a joke right?

ComicRelief

actually in my screen sig is about a literary element called humor we learned about it in my english class. the other is the drama face.

PubStar09

ComicRelief:

what I was saying on another blog is that I am not so sure if I should be worried about another pregnancy or not but i already have 1 dauhter named ROXANNA she is the love of my life but i am not with her father anymore and if i am pregnant again i am sure my parents will be SO mad sine i am still so young and my dads is a music teacher

 

here is the copy of the message thanks! 

 

 

im not sure if Trawson did it all the way? thats my boyfriend and im not sure if we did the whole sex thing or not so should i be REALLY worried even though I have skipped a few periods? so im still not sure please read more about it in my other blog post below on the main page, thanks!

Okay, I'll bite. If you're real, what the hell are you talking about?

A) This is a message board (or forum), not a blog.
How old are you?
C) What does your dad being a music teacher have to do with anything?
D) What do you mean by "im not sure if we did the whole sex thing"?? Did he slip you a roofie? If so, you should go to the police.
E) If you've skipped periods, buy a pregnancy test.

Most importantly, spelling, grammar, and proper sentence structure are your friends.

RachelG83

This isn't a blog it's a ribbon. Get it right.

ComicRelief

i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY!  and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.

 

I am still a teenager but want to keep my age for privacy reasons. 

Excitedtostart

You were feeling the wets? down there?

You, my friend, need some penicillin.  

BoopADoopBetty

Until you can constrict a complete sentence no one here can help you or answer any question you may be trying to ask.

tri047

Excitedtostart:

You were feeling the wets? down there?

You, my friend, need some penicillin.  

And a little bit of education. 

AKB8208

ComicRelief:

i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY!  and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.

 

I am still a teenager but want to keep my age for privacy reasons. 

I need someone to translate....none of it makes sense

PubStar09

ComicRelief:

i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY!  and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.

 

I am still a teenager but want to keep my age for privacy reasons. 

A teenager boning an adult male, and her dad is a music teacher at a church? Priceless MUD.

tri047

I am so glad that I decided to pop in tonight! This is quite comical.

ComicRelief

he is a teenager too so please dont think we are in trouble we are consinstual and in love. i dont come on here to do school okay? i came here because i knew you have babies and knew about what to do and I could really use some advice. 

AKB8208

PubStar09:

ComicRelief:

i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY!  and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.

 

I am still a teenager but want to keep my age for privacy reasons. 

A teenager boning an adult male, and her dad is a music teacher at a church? Priceless MUD.

Now was that so hard to put words together in a logical order?

tri047

ComicRelief:

he is a teenager too so please dont think we are in trouble we are consinstual and in love. i dont come on here to do school okay? i came here because i knew you have babies and knew about what to do and I could really use some advice. 

I think you need to get a little bit of education about how the whole sex thing works first. And how your body works.

hasenbank

ComicRelief:

i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY!  and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.

 

I am still a teenager but want to keep my age for privacy reasons. 

 

WTF does your dad being a music teacher having ANYTHING to do with having sex?  

You obviously don't care about the word of God if you're having pre-marital sex so why bring out the church stuff?

I'm sure he said "GREAT OKAY!" What teenage (should I assume this) doesn't want fornicate all.the.time???

The "wets" - hehe, please elaborate.  Were you turned on or did he ejaculate?  "wets" just sounds wrong in so many ways.

 

Oh and I love that you want to keep your age private, but you're willing to share your sex life (and very active anti-Christian ways) with us.   

PubStar09

ComicRelief:

he is a teenager too so please dont think we are in trouble we are consinstual and in love. i dont come on here to do school okay? i came here because i knew you have babies and knew about what to do and I could really use some advice. 

I gave you advice already. If you don't know if you're pregnant, go ask your parents for some money and walk to your local Walmart to get a pregnancy test.

ComicRelief

how ling will a test be acurite for pregnancy? if i am a few months pregnant now will it still work because it says as soonas five days before your period but i havent had one in so long so i am not sure if when five days before my periods are
? 

when do you know the correct day? is it on thebox or chart? 

tri047

ComicRelief:

how ling will a test be acurite for pregnancy? if i am a few months pregnant now will it still work because it says as soonas five days before your period but i havent had one in so long so i am not sure if when five days before my periods are
? 

when do you know the correct day? is it on thebox or chart? 

 

hasenbank

ComicRelief:

how ling will a test be acurite for pregnancy? if i am a few months pregnant now will it still work because it says as soonas five days before your period but i havent had one in so long so i am not sure if when five days before my periods are
? 

when do you know the correct day? is it on thebox or chart? 

 

Let me guess, your school educated you under the Bush "abstinence only" program? 

tri047

https://www.mjbovo.com/Contracept/FemBody1.htm

ComicRelief

hasenbank:

ComicRelief:

i wish i could be joking but my dad is the music teacher at a church so he owuld be mad. we had sex, all the time how bad i know but we dont want to wait and he said GREAT OH KAY!  and I was really feeling the wets? down there- too embarsed to say- but he acted like man.

 

I am still a teenager but want to keep my age for privacy reasons. 

 

WTF does your dad being a music teacher having ANYTHING to do with having sex?  

You obviously don't care about the word of God if you're having pre-marital sex so why bring out the church stuff?

I'm sure he said "GREAT OKAY!" What teenage (should I assume this) doesn't want fornicate all.the.time???

The "wets" - hehe, please elaborate.  Were you turned on or did he ejaculate?  "wets" just sounds wrong in so many ways.

 

Oh and I love that you want to keep your age private, but you're willing to share your sex life (and very active anti-Christian ways) with us.   

when i said the wets i am just not sure if he ejacalled because it was very gooey but since he praised the sex he must have right? 

PubStar09

ComicRelief:

how ling will a test be acurite for pregnancy? if i am a few months pregnant now will it still work because it says as soonas five days before your period but i havent had one in so long so i am not sure if when five days before my periods are
? 

when do you know the correct day? is it on thebox or chart? 

I'm done with you. This is boring MUD.

tri047

ComicRelief:

when i said the wets i am just not sure if he ejacalled because it was very gooey but since he praised the sex he must have right? 

What?!?! Why don't you ask him... 

ComicRelief

tri047:

https://www.mjbovo.com/Contracept/FemBody1.htm

 

thank you for this. should the anuses be included?  

ComicRelief

PubStar09:

ComicRelief:

how ling will a test be acurite for pregnancy? if i am a few months pregnant now will it still work because it says as soonas five days before your period but i havent had one in so long so i am not sure if when five days before my periods are
? 

when do you know the correct day? is it on thebox or chart? 

I'm done with you. This is boring MUD.

there are plenty of other blogs here. please go help another blog. 

hasenbank

ComicRelief:

tri047:

https://www.mjbovo.com/Contracept/FemBody1.htm

 

thank you for this. should the anuses be included?  

 

BAWHAHAHAHAHAH!!! 

hasenbank

ComicRelief:

PubStar09:

ComicRelief:

how ling will a test be acurite for pregnancy? if i am a few months pregnant now will it still work because it says as soonas five days before your period but i havent had one in so long so i am not sure if when five days before my periods are
? 

when do you know the correct day? is it on thebox or chart? 

I'm done with you. This is boring MUD.

there are plenty of other blogs here. please go help another blog. 

 

Forum, not blog. 

ComicRelief

hasenbank:

ComicRelief:

PubStar09:

ComicRelief:

how ling will a test be acurite for pregnancy? if i am a few months pregnant now will it still work because it says as soonas five days before your period but i havent had one in so long so i am not sure if when five days before my periods are
? 

when do you know the correct day? is it on thebox or chart? 

I'm done with you. This is boring MUD.

there are plenty of other blogs here. please go help another blog. 

 

Forum, not blog. 

I'm pretty sure this is a blog. not a form. 

danlexi04

I PPH this ribbon.

ComicRelief

danlexi04:

I PPH this ribbon.

is there an ejaculations test? 

tri047

ComicRelief:

danlexi04:

I PPH this ribbon.

is there an ejaculations test? 

Yes. It's called a home pregnancy test. Go buy one and pee on it. 

hasenbank

mj.reilly:

ComicRelief:

danlexi04:

I PPH this ribbon.

is there an ejaculations test? 

Here you go! I swear, it works every time. You can even tell if you are having a boy or girl! O.M.G.

https://thepregnancytester.com/

 

Hehe.  

tri047

mj.reilly:

ComicRelief:

danlexi04:

I PPH this ribbon.

is there an ejaculations test? 

Here you go! I swear, it works every time. You can even tell if you are having a boy or girl! O.M.G.

https://thepregnancytester.com/

OMG! This is the best thing I have seen in a long time. Pure awesomeness. 

LienLa

I'm seriously wondering how you even made it through one pregnancy... Or were you one of those "I didn't know I was pregnant until I had the baby" people. By your serious lack of English skills I'm guessing you're like 15. Stop having "sex" if you don't even know what it is.

Miananderson

This is hilarious!

gisa886

I just want to thank you all. I laughed so hard at this I cried and my husband thinks I am totally crazy. I lost it at "the wets"

iteachk

PubStar09:

ComicRelief:

how ling will a test be acurite for pregnancy? if i am a few months pregnant now will it still work because it says as soonas five days before your period but i havent had one in so long so i am not sure if when five days before my periods are
? 

when do you know the correct day? is it on thebox or chart? 

I'm done with you. This is boring MUD.

I disagree.  This is HILARIOUS MUD!

MamaBoden

ComicRelief:

hasenbank:

ComicRelief:

PubStar09:

ComicRelief:

how ling will a test be acurite for pregnancy? if i am a few months pregnant now will it still work because it says as soonas five days before your period but i havent had one in so long so i am not sure if when five days before my periods are
? 

when do you know the correct day? is it on thebox or chart? 

I'm done with you. This is boring MUD.

there are plenty of other blogs here. please go help another blog. 

 

Forum, not blog. 

I'm pretty sure this is a blog. not a form. 

BAHAHA this is the funniest MUD I've ever read! 

LnR70707

OPs SN is quite appropriate...made my morning more entertaining.

TheMrs923

ComicRelief:

how ling will a test be acurite for pregnancy? if i am a few months pregnant now will it still work because it says as soonas five days before your period but i havent had one in so long so i am not sure if when five days before my periods are
? 

when do you know the correct day? is it on thebox or chart? 

OK, I'm going to attempt to be sincerely helpful.  If you haven't had a period for a few cycles then you don't need to worry about the "5 days before your missed period part" because, well, you've already missed it.  So taking one on any morning with your first morning urine will suffice.  Please, PLEASE learn to use some form of contraception.