FFFC

KRT

Eff you cold that has made me feel like shiit for the past few days.  Don't you even think about infecting the LOs especially since DS just got over an EI and has his 9 month appt next Wednesday.  He doesn't need this and neither does DD.

Thank you MIL for the guilt trip over my future SILs bridal showers.  I am sorry that my only aunt on my mom's side is getting married the same weekend as FSILs shower in our hometown that I was originally suppposed to attend.  This guilt trip led me to book a flight for this weekend just so I could attend her other shower farther away and now I am sick and going to have to fly!  Bleh!  I better not end up with my own EI and sinus infection!  I'm not in the bridal party and I still plan on attending the bachelorette party!  She will still get her awesome gift!  MIL - I don't need this.  FSIL is awesome and things will be OK

CupcakeKaper

Kelsy hasn't had a bath in a week.  And she stinks.

lilbit923

CupcakeKaper:

Kelsy hasn't had a bath in a week.  And she stinks.

Isla-B hasn't had one in several days and her neck is making cheese I think. I'm horrible about remembering her bath right now. I always remember it when she's asleep in my arms, I'm snuggling her face and then I smell it. Ugh! Sorry beautiful B, mommy will get to it tomorrow.

RSMom32011

Oh gosh, I've been looking forward to this all week!

 

I backed into DH's new (to him) truck on Tuesday. I was in a hurry getting out of the garage and it was in my way!

My confession. I still haven't told him I put the scratches on his otherwise shiny coat. Woops.  

JerkStore213

I've had a delicious sausage egg and cheese sandwich swimming in hot sauce for breakfast every day this week. AND a donut! Fvck it.

violaplayer

LOL I only remember because I put it in Baby ESP.

angelphish2010

My D is in kindergarten. Some nights she has a lot of homework, some of it is reading and going over letters and the sounds they make. SOMETIMES, I am really lazy and just sign my name on the papers without actually going over it. I feel shittty about it, so I always go over it hardcore the next night.

When did Kindergarten turn into 1st grade?!?!

 

 

earmuffs03

I was at walmart the other day and bought a cheap high chair for like 29.00. When I went up to the cashier I told her "I have a highchair under my cart" well she started talking and cooing at cannon and apparently forgot to ring up the highchair. I didn't notice until we got home, and I didn't drive the 10 miles back to walmart to tell them. I guess in my old age I have become a shoplifter!

LoveMaBaybee

I only wore underwear twice this week.

JerkStore213

cannonsmommy:

I was at walmart the other day and bought a cheap high chair for like 29.00. When I went up to the cashier I told her "I have a highchair under my cart" well she started talking and cooing at cannon and apparently forgot to ring up the highchair. I didn't notice until we got home, and I didn't drive the 10 miles back to walmart to tell them. I guess in my old age I have become a shoplifter!

Another FFFC - sometimes I steal shiit on purpose. Nothing big. Just like a pack of gum every once in a blue moon. I guess it's residual left over from my clepto high school days.

ms12345

lilbit923:

CupcakeKaper:

Kelsy hasn't had a bath in a week.  And she stinks.

Isla-B hasn't had one in several days and her neck is making cheese I think. I'm horrible about remembering her bath right now. I always remember it when she's asleep in my arms, I'm snuggling her face and then I smell it. Ugh! Sorry beautiful B, mommy will get to it tomorrow.

DD gets a bath at most twice a week. I always remember when she's asleep too! Doesn't help that I only get an hour or so of true awake time in the evening after I get home from work... I'd rather play or snuggle than give a bath!

My confession is that I bought a bag of Godiva dark chocolates at CVS yesterday and have them hiding in my car. And definitely ate some as "breakfast" this morning. But I have a heavy AF this week so that makes it okay.

bucklebunny1

DH and I agreed to cut out our spending on things like Starbucks and fast food. I still get Starbucks several times a week I either get cash back on my debit card at the grocery store or I just use a credit card instead of our debit card so he doesn't see the transaction.

earmuffs03

JerkStore213:

cannonsmommy:

I was at walmart the other day and bought a cheap high chair for like 29.00. When I went up to the cashier I told her "I have a highchair under my cart" well she started talking and cooing at cannon and apparently forgot to ring up the highchair. I didn't notice until we got home, and I didn't drive the 10 miles back to walmart to tell them. I guess in my old age I have become a shoplifter!

Another FFFC - sometimes I steal shiit on purpose. Nothing big. Just like a pack of gum every once in a blue moon. I guess it's residual left over from my clepto high school days.

I secretly said to myself when I got home "Dang it why didn't I shoplift the nice highchair"! My karma is that this cheap high chair is a huge POS! 

LoveMaBaybee

Another one for me. I watch trashy MTV shows with Liam sometimes and I actually feel guilty about it. I don't tell DH about it, that is how ashamed I feel.

HenHen25

I'm currently letting DS play with a gross smelly dog toy because it is one of the first time since his shots on Monday that he isn't whining and crying.

violaplayer

Ooo! I got one.

Last night, I was so tired but I couldn't fall asleep. One of the babies started crying. I pretended I was asleep and let DH deal with it. 

sbuxsweetie

Maybe this is more of an UO than a FFFC, but I don't believe in karma. I don't think everything happens for a reason, either. Sometimes crappy things just happen, and people don't always get what they deserve.

That's kind of a lame FFFC, so here's a slightly more juicy one: DH and I had sex without a condom on CD9 and I have no idea when I'm going to O this cycle because I just got off hormonal BC. We're not TTC, but I think both of us would secretly like to before the 2 year mark (what we've always discussed). We've never been careless before, which is what makes me think that.

Also on that same note, charting/temping is really hard with a baby who wakes up at weird times.

boggs507

I have been not only listening exclusively to Justin Bieber on grooveshark for the past 30 minutes, but have been bobbing my head to the beat also.

AshasaurusRex

Some of you already know this, but DH and I had sex earlier this week. After the fun was over, I put my little 2 inch vibrator in my night stand and forgot about it. The next day we came home from having dinner at my SIL's and DS was running around the house like a wild banshee, in and out of all the rooms while I nursed DD. He stalled in our bedroom over on my side of the bed, I didn't pay much attention until DH started freaking out. Guess what he had in his mouth? Yep, my vibrator. Don't worry, I am never EVER telling him about this.

TobleroneBar

AshasaurusRex:

Some of you already know this, but DH and I had sex earlier this week. After the fun was over, I put my little 2 inch vibrator in my night stand and forgot about it. The next day we came home from having dinner at my SIL's and DS was running around the house like a wild banshee, in and out of all the rooms while I nursed DD. He stalled in our bedroom over on my side of the bed, I didn't pay much attention until DH started freaking out. Guess what he had in his mouth? Yep, my vibrator. Don't worry, I am never EVER telling him about this.

Oh boy...

StephDK

LoveMaBaybee:

I only wore underwear twice this week.

I never wear underwear to bed, except when I'm on my period.

StephDK

LoveMaBaybee:

I only wore underwear twice this week.

I never wear underwear to bed, except when I'm on my period.

jorkz821

AshasaurusRex:

Some of you already know this, but DH and I had sex earlier this week. After the fun was over, I put my little 2 inch vibrator in my night stand and forgot about it. The next day we came home from having dinner at my SIL's and DS was running around the house like a wild banshee, in and out of all the rooms while I nursed DD. He stalled in our bedroom over on my side of the bed, I didn't pay much attention until DH started freaking out. Guess what he had in his mouth? Yep, my vibrator. Don't worry, I am never EVER telling him about this.

You win. FFFC is over.

Megs12411

I'm tired of being sick. I'm a lousy patient.

I've tried to stay positive for the past two months, roll with the punches, and take it one day at a time but I'm starting to have trouble holding my shiit together. I feel like I've missed out on two whole months of DD babyhood. I'm tired of being in pain all...the...damn...time. I miss eating solid food. I miss being able to make plans that I won't have to cancel because I can't get out of bed due to the pain spiral of doom. I just want my life back. 

 

 And then I feel guilty because honestly, what I'm experiencing with my damn pancreas is just a little blip on the radar. Hopefully in a year this will all be a distant memory. There are people out there who deal with much more serious health issues for years....so what right do I have to biitch?

 sigh.

 

StephDK

I have another. I washed my face in liquid hand soap last night before bed....I even have the Philosophy face wash, but I just bought Caramel Apple Soap from BBW, and I just couldn't help it, it is awesome.