Maybe I'm weird, but...

MotherMonster

Watching birthing shows on TLC...I'm kinda waiting for someone to fart while giving birth vaginally...haha...it hasn't happened yet!

snoangel79

They would blank that out probably! My father always brings up the fact that my mom pooped while pushing out my sister! hahaha

kissyfitt

I have a legit fear I will poop on the table.

 

MotherMonster

I don't care if I poop...it's a natural part of child birth...that's if I go vaginally.

Patella1129

kissyfitt:

I have a legit fear I will poop on the table.

 

I think most people do.  I'm pretty sure I did because the nurse went to get a towel and did a quick swipe a few times during pushing.  But otherwise, they pretty much pretend it didn't happen.  It's not like they announce it to the room.  So you can kind of pretend it didn't happen as well! 

chasbride07

I'm sure I did both times because they quickly changed the pad thing on the bed.  Both times I was to focused on what I was doing to give a crap (har har).

Heddarc

I watched my sis give birth to all 3 of her LO's and she totally did.  But by the time I thought "did I just see that?" it was gone.  Those nurses are quick so I'm not too worried about that.  But the farting would be hilarious!!

JFH2010

I'm a FTM, but when I imagine all that has to go on down there, I'm pretty sure there must be some pooping & farting! I told DH that when the time comes I want him up with me, not watching the birth. I told him it was because I would need him to support me. Really I'm just not sure I want him to see all that pooping! I know, I know, miracle of life, blah blah. I just want him up at my face.

Marinewife81

I don't think I pooped on the table. DH said I didn't, but he might have just been being nice. Either way, he didn't care. He was to excited about what was going on otherwise.

MotherMonster

JFH2010:

I'm a FTM, but when I imagine all that has to go on down there, I'm pretty sure there must be some pooping & farting! I told DH that when the time comes I want him up with me, not watching the birth. I told him it was because I would need him to support me. Really I'm just not sure I want him to see all that pooping! I know, I know, miracle of life, blah blah. I just want him up at my face.

DH is on the fence as to even being in the room..haha but if he sees it, he sees it..I couldn't care less!

I had a friend who's boyfriend was with her when they had their baby...he was talking to her and supporting her and she asked him "Don't you want to see our baby come out?" his response was "I don't want to remember your downstairs business in any other way than the last time I saw it!" haha He was so serious when he told me that!

JFH2010

MotherMonster:

JFH2010:

I'm a FTM, but when I imagine all that has to go on down there, I'm pretty sure there must be some pooping & farting! I told DH that when the time comes I want him up with me, not watching the birth. I told him it was because I would need him to support me. Really I'm just not sure I want him to see all that pooping! I know, I know, miracle of life, blah blah. I just want him up at my face.

DH is on the fence as to even being in the room..haha but if he sees it, he sees it..I couldn't care less!

I had a friend who's boyfriend was with her when they had their baby...he was talking to her and supporting her and she asked him "Don't you want to see our baby come out?" his response was "I don't want to remember your downstairs business in any other way than the last time I saw it!" haha He was so serious when he told me that!

LOL I've thought about that too. It might be hard to remember its OTHER functionality after that!

ScarlettDahlia

MotherMonster:

DH is on the fence as to even being in the room..haha but if he sees it, he sees it..I couldn't care less!

I had a friend who's boyfriend was with her when they had their baby...he was talking to her and supporting her and she asked him "Don't you want to see our baby come out?" his response was "I don't want to remember your downstairs business in any other way than the last time I saw it!" haha He was so serious when he told me that!

My DH is also on the fence about being in the room. He was joking with me and his friend's wife that she would be the one in the room with me. We both shot that down really quick. I told him he doesn't have a choice to be in the room. He doesn't have to watch, but he has to be there with me

KFCupcake

MotherMonster:

I had a friend who's boyfriend was with her when they had their baby...he was talking to her and supporting her and she asked him "Don't you want to see our baby come out?" his response was "I don't want to remember your downstairs business in any other way than the last time I saw it!" haha He was so serious when he told me that!

This is EXACTLY what mine said to me!   

gisa886

I know I did. My DH swore he wouldn't be in the room and then decided to and then he swore he wouldn't cut the cord so my mom was going to and she conveniently had her hands full of cameras and the doctor forced him to.

MotherMonster

We both feel birth is more of a woman's thing, so my mom will be there and some friends, but it's up to DH if he wants to...I don't care too much really. I do think if he's not in the room he might regret it because we can only have one baby.