Open Letters anyone?

Musiclover2012

So who is up for a good old Open Letter Thread?

Here is mine:

Dear Morning Me:

Please start getting up earlier because you know damn well that you always end up 5 minutes late to work because you will end up getting stuck being a really slow driver (that you will want to flip off) or DS will take forever to eat breakfast or sometimes when dropping off DS at school he has a meltdown and you spend an extra 5 minutes to console him.  So basically start leaving the house earlier you @$$ hat.

From your stressed out self

ScarlettDahlia

That sounds exactly like me! I really need to start leaving the house earlier because there is so much construction going on, that it's really hit or miss. DH leaves like 5 minutes before and he never gets stuck in traffic.

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Dear H,

I'd really appreciate it if you would empty the dishwasher and load the dishes for me. I've been exhausted lately and bending over kills my hips and butt. It'd just make my night a lot better.

Love,

Your wife

 

Dear self,

Set the alarm for 20 minutes later. You never wake up when it first goes off. Just do yourself a favor so you don't have to wake up, get out of bed and hit the snooze. It just makes sense.

Exhausted

ETA: One more

Dear building people,

Please turn the AC off or at least turn it up a little bit. It is freezing in the building and has been for two weeks. I really hate that I have to wrap up in a blanket at my desk to be somewhat comfortable. And it's not like I can bring a space heater in, because they aren't allowed in the building. So please make the building comfortable.

Freezing employee

ksen820

@ Scarlett - Ditto to the building ppl letter!

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Dear Co-workers:

While I know I am the new office manager and I use several desks, I have told you REPEATEDLY that the reception desk is mine and has my stuff on it.  Stop going through my desk and looking for stuff.  Nothing on that desk is yours!

Also, STOP turning the temp. in the office down because you are "too warm", I am freezing with 2 sweaters on.  Have a heart!

-Pissed and Cold

wwnbw

Dear DH,

I'm really upset that I changed my appt from next Monday to Thursday for YOU and now YOU can't even come. I wanted you to be there but I'm more annoyed that I have to wait three days longer and if they are able to see what the sex of the baby is I'm no longer allowed to know. And your responce "well do you like the bills paid?" just pissed me off.

Dear Self,

EVERYTHING PISSES YOU OFF LATELY. YOU NEED TO TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND CALM DOWN!

 

DragonflyBelle

Dear A-hole Speeding Through a School Zone this AM,

It's not my fault you decided to shag ass through a school zone in your company truck with "How's My Driving?" and your truck # clearly displayed. It's not my fault you almost side-swiped me and nearly mowed over 5 other people that were actually observing the speed-limit. You are very lucky the State Troopers who are normally posted there in the AM were taking the day off, but that did not prevent me from reporting you to your supervisor. Hope you enjoy that a$$-chewing, ya jackwagon!

Sincerely.

That preggo beesh you pissed off

sweetdreams2000

Dear tshirt company -

Please send my skeleton preggo shirt soon - I really want to spill the beans to my family and we're all just waiting on my little shirt to arrive.  And please update the tracking status - it's doing me no good knowing it is "accepted by USPS-Austin" 2 days ago, and it still isnt at my door.  The distro center isn't that far away from my house - HURRY UP!

DragonflyBelle

sweetdreams2000:

Dear tshirt company -

Please send my skeleton preggo shirt soon - I really want to spill the beans to my family and we're all just waiting on my little shirt to arrive.  And please update the tracking status - it's doing me no good knowing it is "accepted by USPS-Austin" 2 days ago, and it still isnt at my door.  The distro center isn't that far away from my house - HURRY UP!

 

I will be happy to send you mine. It's the little girl one and I don't want to look at it ever again.

gisa886

Dear Grayson County, Please get your sh!t together and work on the road or take the cones down. People can't help but drive like total morons when those cones are up.