I'm really not a violent person, in any manner. Also, I HATE juice, passionately. Give me water any day, any time.
But right now, at this moment, I could probably be hired as a hit (wo)man in about .35 seconds...all for a bottle of grapefruit juice.
I can't get it out of my head. I really want grapefruit juice. Mmm.
Pregnancy is entertaining sometimes, yes?
Re: How is this even logical?
What's worse is that by the time you get it home, it's the most vile thing you can imagine.