Haven't had sex in weeks but...(possible TMI)

526SadieSadie

I had at least two orgasms in my sleep last night...crazy dreams.  I feel like my subconcious is cheating on Dan lol.

MrsMincks

I've had that happen before. Apparently your brain gets mad when you aren't getting laid and makes up for lost time. 

xoladiebug

This happens to me about once a month...its kinda fantastic if you ask me LOL

526SadieSadie

It's quite fantastic!  I feel bad for turning Dan down all the time but I just don't feel sexy right now.  Maybe my brain is trying to fix that.

Lanatir

TMI AWKWARD DREAM!

 

We haven't had sex in a while, but last night I dreamed I had an orgasm (I don't think I've ever had one in real life...) and it was because of a weird (and possibly fake?  DH wants to check it out and see if they exist!  lol) product.  In my dream, there were guitar strings that were actual g-string underwear that vibrated.  They tried selling them to married women as a way to "be wet for your husband when he gets home!"   Super embarrassing but super hysterical!

LilyPotter218

Yep. Happened to me last week. We have not been allowed to have sex since week 9... I'm starting to feel bad for DH. 

526SadieSadie

Lanatir:

TMI AWKWARD DREAM!

 

We haven't had sex in a while, but last night I dreamed I had an orgasm (I don't think I've ever had one in real life...) and it was because of a weird (and possibly fake?  DH wants to check it out and see if they exist!  lol) product.  In my dream, there were guitar strings that were actual g-string underwear that vibrated.  They tried selling them to married women as a way to "be wet for your husband when he gets home!"   Super embarrassing but super hysterical!

They make vibrating panties, they make them with a wireless remote, too so your partner can zap you in public from across the room lol

 

Cholzmei

Lanatir:

TMI AWKWARD DREAM!

 

We haven't had sex in a while, but last night I dreamed I had an orgasm (I don't think I've ever had one in real life...) and it was because of a weird (and possibly fake?  DH wants to check it out and see if they exist!  lol) product.  In my dream, there were guitar strings that were actual g-string underwear that vibrated.  They tried selling them to married women as a way to "be wet for your husband when he gets home!"   Super embarrassing but super hysterical!

lol, they do make g strings with little vibrators.  You can even get wireless ones.  I've had one on my wishlist for awhile.

 Also, I'm jealous of those of you who have orgasms in your sleep.  I'm hoping that pregnancy will open that door for me...

jkjohnsonwedding

I haven't had sex in 15 weeks, since the day I conceived this baby. Top that!! lol DH seems creeped out that I'm knocked up... and we are newlyweds. I honestly have not been in the mood for the last 15 weeks with all of the m/s.

bingham101

I read about this in Belly Laughs. This has yet to happen to me, but I can say in the last couple weeks since I have been feeling better, the sex has been awesome.

Jessimurph

I'm the opposite. It must be mental, but i seem incapable of orgasming during pregnancy. I can't even give myself one which used to take all of thirty seconds before. I kind of want to pull my hair out in frustration!

526SadieSadie

That is awful!!!

Not to get too personal, but have you tried a vibe?  Maybe g-spotting will work for you?

mommynpink

526SadieSadie:

Lanatir:

TMI AWKWARD DREAM!

 

We haven't had sex in a while, but last night I dreamed I had an orgasm (I don't think I've ever had one in real life...) and it was because of a weird (and possibly fake?  DH wants to check it out and see if they exist!  lol) product.  In my dream, there were guitar strings that were actual g-string underwear that vibrated.  They tried selling them to married women as a way to "be wet for your husband when he gets home!"   Super embarrassing but super hysterical!

They make vibrating panties, they make them with a wireless remote, too so your partner can zap you in public from across the room lol

 

They had this in a movie and it was hilarious. It was the movie with Katherine Hiegl ... The Ugly Truth!! So freakin' funny.  

Belinda80

Well we can blame it on the hormones! I am still active, twice a day...AND I DREAM OF IT CONSTANTLY! what is wrong with me, I have no clue

kiarstin

I get them all the time now....I was telling my husband what the hell why do all my sex dreams have you in them lol...

aquababy320

That's hilarious! I have been having crazy vivid sex dreams a couple of times a week for the past few weeks, but I don't think I've had an orgasm in my sleep!

Prayer10

That's awesome I haven't had this for a while but the first few weeks I did and had horrible cramps afterwards!!

ElleC22

526SadieSadie:

That is awful!!!

Not to get too personal, but have you tried a vibe?  Maybe g-spotting will work for you?

Before I got pregnant, my hubby hardly ever wanted to have sex, he's finicky (odd I know!) But now that I'm pregnant and my chest is getting so much bigger and I am more tender and susceptible he wants it EVERY other day.

I've never really had an "O" before and my DH about had a heart attack when i finally O'ed. 

sweet_nitenale

This has happened to be 3 times so far and I wake up mid orgasm hoping I hadn't been making any sounds in my sleep for my DH to make fun of. I talked to my friend about it who just had a baby and I had no idea how common it was!!
We hadn't had sex for about 6 weeks. But then we did a few days ago and Wow! That was also something Jenny McCarthy talked about in Belly Laughs. That O was intense!!!