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I'm afraid to fall asleep

MandyBrownNoserMandyBrownNoser member
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So I am right there with Ball's husband right now in the not thinking category.

I have been backed up like I75 on game day and decided to take a colace.

Well it never occurred to me (probably because there is no movement in my intestinal region whatsoever) to think about what I've eaten today.

Breakfast- raisin bran 

Lunch- a can of corn. It just sounded good okay?

Snack- fart bar

Dinner- Salad with chili

Four hours later- colace.

I fear it is going to be bad.

Really bad. 

Fuuck TTC - I'm moving on.
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  • caffinated_tulipcaffinated_tulip member
    Oooo That made me clench. I'm sorry about what's about to happen to your butt.
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  • BallSoxBallSox member

    ok, sorry, but I lol'd pretty hard.  I needed it.  

    Good luck and may the triple ply be with you!  

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  • ExcitedtostartExcitedtostart member
    Ehh, there's nothing stimulating there. You should be fine until the morning. Then, I'd just take your cup of coffee and the paper in with you. You may be a while. 
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  • Dee1028Dee1028 member

    It is going to be bad but it is going to feel fantastic when it is all said and done.

    Good luck. 

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  • TheOriginalSPTheOriginalSP
    Oh good lord!  My ass hurts for your ass right now.  That's not going to be fun, but it will probably be very effective!  In about you know.....2 hours after you go to sleep.
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  • weelass24weelass24 member
    you have more than 1 bathroom right?
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  • MandyBrownNoserMandyBrownNoser member

    Oh my god I just realized that I have to deliver papers in the morning (usually do it on Wednesday but since they got printed really really late today and my route is in a really rough part of town (and there was a cop shooting yesterday which has everyone on edge) I decided to do it in the morning) which means I'll be clenching my cheeks through every gas station in southwest Georgia!

    Fantastic. 

    Fuuck TTC - I'm moving on.
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  • MandyBrownNoserMandyBrownNoser member

    imageweelass24:
    you have more than 1 bathroom right?

    Yes but only one with a fart fan. 

    Seriously- who builds a bathroom without a fan? 

    Fuuck TTC - I'm moving on.
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  • mmariluhmmariluh
    H&P
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  • ludicrousludicrous
    May the force be with you.
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