Dear Baby

pivey

I don't resent you and would do it again for you but I CANNOT WAIT to lose this weight.

- Your fat and loving mother.

hewinked

Can I add mine too? 

I cannot wait to feel better and not feel like yaking all day everyday. 

zivvy

Mine would read more like:

Dear Baby,

Thank you for giving me an excuse to eat whatever I want, whenever I want. I WILL resent you for it later, but right now, it's pretty awesome.

Love, Mommy.