"Always the friend, never the boyfriend" this from a man who had gotten married the week before. But the kicker :
"So happy to marry my soul-mate, she gets out of jail in 14 months" (I had to paraphrase but something like that, with a wedding picture of her in an orange jumpsuit!
Guess the marriage didn't work out lol!
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"Always the friend, never the boyfriend" this from a man who had gotten married the week before. But the kicker :
"So happy to marry my soul-mate, she gets out of jail in 14 months" (I had to paraphrase but something like that, with a wedding picture of her in an orange jumpsuit!
Guess the marriage didn't work out lol!
LOL I could not stop laughing at this one!
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"Always the friend, never the boyfriend" this from a man who had gotten married the week before. But the kicker :
"So happy to marry my soul-mate, she gets out of jail in 14 months" (I had to paraphrase but something like that, with a wedding picture of her in an orange jumpsuit!
"My daughters are evil geniuses. Fried chicken livers dipped in bleu cheese. (Served alongside "eggplant pizza," so don't worry, they really do eat very healthy most of the time!)"
This one made my eyes almost roll out of my head yesterday:
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. ~ any one of the above, could be us.. Forward this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't...
"Does
anyone have any DVD Disney Movies you guys would like to donate to our fam, when we were at Disney P would ask about older Disney
movies and I felt awful that he had no clue what they were ha!"
This one made my eyes almost roll out of my head yesterday:
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. ~ any one of the above, could be us.. Forward this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't...
Sue- i am surprised you are even ON facebook- lol. For some reason I would have thought you wouldn't touch FB with a ten foot pole.
A high school acquaintance announced she was getting a divorce. And that they were selling their house. She was getting all these comments and support and demands that she call certain friends b/c they wanted to see what was going on.
This girl got pregnant by this dude when we were seniors. Since then they got married and had 3 more kids so they have 4 total. Crazy! Anyway, I don't really know her anymore but was shocked to see that they were divorcing after all this time (like 16 years) and then a day or so later I look at her page and both posts about divorce are completely gone. She deleted them. Not getting a divorce? I dunno.
This one made my eyes almost roll out of my head yesterday:
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. ~ any one of the above, could be us.. Forward this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't...
Sue- i am surprised you are even ON facebook- lol. For some reason I would have thought you wouldn't touch FB with a ten foot pole.
Relationship status updates can be interesting. DH is friends with a guy who has married the same girl three times in the space of a few years. They're both around 21 or 22. Every time they go through a divorce, the guy posts a status along the lines of: "I can't believe I fell for her crap again. This marriage is the worst thing that ever happens to me and I'm so glad it's over." Then when they remarry a couple of months later, he posts statuses about how he's married to the greatest woman alive and has never been happier. Sheesh.
Married to my best friend 6/5/10
BFP #1 9/7/10, EDD 5/14/11, Violet born 5/27/11.
BFP #2 4/9/12, EDD 12/16/12, M/C Rory 4/24/12.
BFP #3 10/6/12, EDD 6/16/12., Matilda born 6/17/13.
Re: Poll: Strangest FB status update
LOL... I've unfriended several people due to their craziness and have only blocked a few.
"Always the friend, never the boyfriend" this from a man who had gotten married the week before. But the kicker :
"So happy to marry my soul-mate, she gets out of jail in 14 months" (I had to paraphrase but something like that, with a wedding picture of her in an orange jumpsuit!
Guess the marriage didn't work out lol!
LOL I could not stop laughing at this one!
Too.Funny.
I had one today that said:
"My daughters are evil geniuses. Fried chicken livers dipped in bleu cheese. (Served alongside "eggplant pizza," so don't worry, they really do eat very healthy most of the time!)"
This one made my eyes almost roll out of my head yesterday:
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. ~ any one of the above, could be us.. Forward this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't...
"Does anyone have any DVD Disney Movies you guys would like to donate to our fam, when we were at Disney P would ask about older Disney movies and I felt awful that he had no clue what they were ha!"
Seriously??? If you want the movies go buy them.
Sue- i am surprised you are even ON facebook- lol. For some reason I would have thought you wouldn't touch FB with a ten foot pole.
A high school acquaintance announced she was getting a divorce. And that they were selling their house. She was getting all these comments and support and demands that she call certain friends b/c they wanted to see what was going on.
This girl got pregnant by this dude when we were seniors. Since then they got married and had 3 more kids so they have 4 total. Crazy! Anyway, I don't really know her anymore but was shocked to see that they were divorcing after all this time (like 16 years) and then a day or so later I look at her page and both posts about divorce are completely gone. She deleted them. Not getting a divorce? I dunno.
HA. Nah, I like fb.
Relationship status updates can be interesting. DH is friends with a guy who has married the same girl three times in the space of a few years. They're both around 21 or 22. Every time they go through a divorce, the guy posts a status along the lines of: "I can't believe I fell for her crap again. This marriage is the worst thing that ever happens to me and I'm so glad it's over." Then when they remarry a couple of months later, he posts statuses about how he's married to the greatest woman alive and has never been happier. Sheesh.
BFP #1 9/7/10, EDD 5/14/11, Violet born 5/27/11.
BFP #2 4/9/12, EDD 12/16/12, M/C Rory 4/24/12.
BFP #3 10/6/12, EDD 6/16/12., Matilda born 6/17/13.