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That's a neat trick...
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...dirty deleting a thread you don't go back into to read.
It's like magic.
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bfp 1 - m/c 1.31.11 @ 10 weeks
bfp 2 - baby born via c-section on 5.4.12 @ 37 weeks
bfp 3 - blighted ovum/d&c on 4.13.13 @ 8 weeks
bfp 4 - 3rd IUI, very late BFN with super low P, c/p
bfp 5 - natural bfp while on lupron, baby born via RCS on 4.27.15 @ 39 weeks
bfp 6 - surprise! baby born via RCS on 11.13.16 @ 38 weeks
7/30/12 - B/G twins born at 33w4d due to PPROM
I may not be operating with all of the facts at my disposal (and I may or may not be in an afternoon food coma), but from what I can gather, she gave herself gonorrhea and/or chlamydia when she reached in to tickle her own cervix. Plus she went to the ER, where they told her to not do that anymore. And her nose is running. Or something.
OH, and they have avocado at Subway now.
She went to the ER because she stuck her fingers up her cervix and almost caused a m/c. While there, the docs told her she had the clap. She had them give her a shot for it even though she was EXTRA SUPER DUPER SURE she didn't have it and COMPLETELY TOTALLY AWESOMELY trusts her (cheater) H. But she agreed because she had a sinus infection and thought the shot would get rid of it for her.
This "update" on her BMB drew some comments from TTGPers, so she came here to tell us to stay away from her board. Then DD'd everything 15 min later.
Can we add her to the list now?
TTC #1 since March 2011
1 medicated TI cycle & 4 clomid IUIs = all BFNs
DS1 born 2/14
TTC #2 since December 2014
May 2015 unassisted BFP ended in m/c at 7wks
April 2016 FET #1 = BFN
June 2016 FET #2 = c/p
August 2016 FET #3 = BFP!
DS2 born 4/17
She's pissed about people going to the Jan board and commenting on her posts. She knows people don't like her. She's just a happily married mother of 4 who is pregnant with a child and might have issues. She doesn't care what anyone says. Leave her alone. Go ahead and comment all you want because she won't be coming back to check this. Followed by a DD.
7/30/12 - B/G twins born at 33w4d due to PPROM
We don't know her life.
Except that she posts daily updates about it like this is Facebook.
P/SAIF Welcome
Invisible Finish Line
3T's Traveling Ovary Blog
7DPO Progesterone: low. CD3 BW: normal, HSG: clear
DX: severe MFI (low all 3) and low T. Undergoing replacement therapy.
You guyz are meeeen. What right do you have to judge the lyfe of someone who can't afford a Subway sandwich until payday but is prego and has The Clap?
REAL tissue paper. REAL.
This is exactly what I needed to take the edge of my Monday -- amusing threads over several boards. The BSC certainly eases me into my week.
So is the list getting updated?
Much love to all of my magical ladies.
Yup. It was still up on my phone.
TTC since 2010
lots of IUIs and 1 IVF all BFNs
FET currently on hold
1) If your mother had to Sharpie the design onto her wedding cocktail napkins, you will have "some issues". That's a given. Most of those issues will have to do with your environment, i.e., The Sixth Circle of White Trash Hell.
2) They've built a wall. For serious, you can read all about it in the "Dear January 2012" thread. It's a wall.
3) Keep your hands off her, or I will cut you. She is mine (in my Beehl voice). I will cut a b!tch.
Amazing.
She's on the list.
BFP 1/18/11, EDD 10/1/11. Born at 37w5d on 9/15/11.
***BFP Chart***
"There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning.
https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/56619837.aspx
Sorry can't make a clicky
https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/56619837.aspx
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Why am I not surprised that she has the Clap?
Oh yeah, it is because she is white trash.
BFP 3/17/10 Missed M/C Confirmed 4/12/10
MIF+Unexplained DX Feb 2012: Femara+Trigger+IUI=BFP
Yeah- while that's a lot of info to put on the interwebz, I can't say that I'm super surprised.
Added.
And...WHAT. THE. FVCK.
bfp 1 - m/c 1.31.11 @ 10 weeks
bfp 2 - baby born via c-section on 5.4.12 @ 37 weeks
bfp 3 - blighted ovum/d&c on 4.13.13 @ 8 weeks
bfp 4 - 3rd IUI, very late BFN with super low P, c/p
bfp 5 - natural bfp while on lupron, baby born via RCS on 4.27.15 @ 39 weeks
bfp 6 - surprise! baby born via RCS on 11.13.16 @ 38 weeks
Usually I'm up to date with the goings on of our resident crazies...
bfp 1 - m/c 1.31.11 @ 10 weeks
bfp 2 - baby born via c-section on 5.4.12 @ 37 weeks
bfp 3 - blighted ovum/d&c on 4.13.13 @ 8 weeks
bfp 4 - 3rd IUI, very late BFN with super low P, c/p
bfp 5 - natural bfp while on lupron, baby born via RCS on 4.27.15 @ 39 weeks
bfp 6 - surprise! baby born via RCS on 11.13.16 @ 38 weeks
Question (and this isn't something I want to google on my work laptop) ...
Isn't the clap pretty obvious just by looking at your vajeen? Or is it something that had to be diagnosed with an internal exam?Just curious how she would have missed that or not known something was wrong...
And was the mucus thing her mucus plug or just an awesome symptom of her STD?
bfp 1 - m/c 1.31.11 @ 10 weeks
bfp 2 - baby born via c-section on 5.4.12 @ 37 weeks
bfp 3 - blighted ovum/d&c on 4.13.13 @ 8 weeks
bfp 4 - 3rd IUI, very late BFN with super low P, c/p
bfp 5 - natural bfp while on lupron, baby born via RCS on 4.27.15 @ 39 weeks
bfp 6 - surprise! baby born via RCS on 11.13.16 @ 38 weeks
you are doing some excellent work lopes. Keep it up
TTC since 2010
lots of IUIs and 1 IVF all BFNs
FET currently on hold
From the CDC website:
What are the signs and symptoms of gonorrhea?
In women, the symptoms of gonorrhea are often mild, but most women who are infected have no symptoms. Even when a woman has symptoms, they can be so non-specific as to be mistaken for a bladder or vaginal infection. The initial symptoms and signs in women include a painful or burning sensation when urinating, increased vaginal discharge, or vaginal bleeding between periods. Women with gonorrhea are at risk of developing serious complications from the infection, regardless of the presence or severity of symptoms.
Much love to all of my magical ladies.
I googled it just for you and apparently you have no symptoms or you have crusty snot vag. You can also get the Clap in your throat. Gross.
(hey, remind me to clear the browsing history before I log off. I am on my husband's computer and I don't want to get him thinking I have a rotten vag.?
BFP 3/17/10 Missed M/C Confirmed 4/12/10
MIF+Unexplained DX Feb 2012: Femara+Trigger+IUI=BFP
You're a beast.
bfp 1 - m/c 1.31.11 @ 10 weeks
bfp 2 - baby born via c-section on 5.4.12 @ 37 weeks
bfp 3 - blighted ovum/d&c on 4.13.13 @ 8 weeks
bfp 4 - 3rd IUI, very late BFN with super low P, c/p
bfp 5 - natural bfp while on lupron, baby born via RCS on 4.27.15 @ 39 weeks
bfp 6 - surprise! baby born via RCS on 11.13.16 @ 38 weeks
Ew... Crotch Rot.
bfp 1 - m/c 1.31.11 @ 10 weeks
bfp 2 - baby born via c-section on 5.4.12 @ 37 weeks
bfp 3 - blighted ovum/d&c on 4.13.13 @ 8 weeks
bfp 4 - 3rd IUI, very late BFN with super low P, c/p
bfp 5 - natural bfp while on lupron, baby born via RCS on 4.27.15 @ 39 weeks
bfp 6 - surprise! baby born via RCS on 11.13.16 @ 38 weeks
Dude, the website I found had pictures scary enough to make me never have sex, drink milk, or use paste on anything ever again.
BFP 3/17/10 Missed M/C Confirmed 4/12/10
MIF+Unexplained DX Feb 2012: Femara+Trigger+IUI=BFP
Love it!
Mel, you know she totes doesn't have the clap because she totes trusts her husband like a bazillion %. She's just having a really hard time because there is something new wrong with her like every single day. Geez ya'll, you're such meanie heads!
I tried to use this gif the other day but technology failed me.
TTC since 2010
lots of IUIs and 1 IVF all BFNs
FET currently on hold
It's one of my all time favorite gifs.
...and hi btay!
hi !!
TTC since 2010
lots of IUIs and 1 IVF all BFNs
FET currently on hold
Nope, that was KaydensMommy.
https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/48157888.aspx