sitting on my front stoop ... minding my own business. old man comes by walking his dog.
rubs his belly and says to me "any day now"???
i want to spit in his face, instead i say, (with quite a tone of irritation) "nope ... not for 4 MORE MONTHS".
instead of shuttingthefuckup, he says "oh, twins"????
way to make a pg chick feel great.