Post your facebook, hospital & other name horrors here

starlight8323

Per this thread, we're hoping to condense a lot of the "gawker" threads into one! We thought this would make them more fun to browse and the board an easier read. We'll start a new thread every day to keep the list fresh.

Anyone is welcome to add to the post--local hospital names, the awful name you over heard at the park, Facebook horrors, and anything else that might give us a good chuckle! Feel free to comment, too.

lauranicole91

MH used to work with a guy who had a friend named La-a (La-Dash-A)....

Isabellarr

Zhoie(F)

Alecxa(M)

Neveyah(F)

Taylore(M)

LaComtesse

Per La-a, like twins Orangello and Lemongello, and Shithead (shi-theed), this is most likely an urban legend.

https://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp

lauranicole91

mj.reilly:

lauranicole91:

MH used to work with a guy who had a friend named La-a (La-Dash-A)....

::sigh::

I still can't believe someone posts this almost ever.single.day.

Sorry for the repeat ladies. I guess DH's old coworker was just pulling his leg then. Oh well. 

kcvasquez

I work at a hospital so I've seen a lot! But here are a few of the worst that stick out...

Chaos

Xxaxx

Pistol

Lil' Jon (no joke, we almost died laughing)

Ryver (pronounced River, just spell it right people)

There are many more but those are the ones that we've made fun of the most 

JA062406

Echo, friend of a friend on fb.

A girl I went to school with has a daughter that is 2, her name is Mattilyn, until I saw it spelled our on fb today I thought it was spelled Madelyn. 

farfanoogen

Sorry ladies but I just can't stand AnnaLiegh, AnnaLeigh, AnnaLee etc.

I won't ever forget Quagmire's daughter's name. Any rude child that meets one of these Anna's will give her quite the nn too. 

hunnybunny614

Thought I'd chime in from over in the Oct 2011 board.  I've seen a lot from the line of work I'm in.

Fredisha

Semaj (James backwards and pronounced similar to sammich)

Twin boys names Devon and Deshon

SBeth33

mj.reilly:

lauranicole91:

MH used to work with a guy who had a friend named La-a (La-Dash-A)....

::sigh::

I still can't believe someone posts this almost ever.single.day.

 

Sorry for mine too, yesterday--I'm new here and hadn't seen it before. Guess it's an urban-legend kind of thing? 

tinkerfly81

(Sorry if I am posting this incorrectly- I'm new around here)

 

My dh went to school with a family with the last name of "Sweet"- they named thier girls-

Forever Sweet

Truely Sweet

Really Sweet

Always Sweet

MereB

A girl that went to my same high school was named Anita Carr.  It seriously felt like a Simpsons episode every time she would get called to the office over the intercom. . . the whole class would crack up.

sahmommytimestwo

I used to work at a bakery and a lady came in with boy/girl twins whos names were:

Dakuri & Bakardi - Spelled that exact way..I guess they were hoping by giving them a off the wall spelling people wouldn't notice she named her children after alcohol.

LtlAngL

John Hancock. If your last name is Hancock, why can't you name your kid Bob or Tom or something??

AlphabetFish

tinkerfly81:

My dh went to school with a family with the last name of "Sweet"- they named thier girls-

Forever Sweet

Truely Sweet

Really Sweet

Always Sweet

What if they get married and take their husband's names? Then not only will they have stupid names, the joke won't even make sense anymore. I can't believe some parents.

Here's one I saw on a name list: Cicely. Not Cecily, but Cicely, pronounced, I can only assume, like the island off the southern coast of Italy. Spell check please!

And the last one I will post: Brynja. Like ninja. Seriously.