Post your facebook, hospital & other name horrors here

starlight8323

Per this thread, we're hoping to condense a lot of the "gawker" threads into one! We thought this would make them more fun to browse and the board an easier read. We'll start a new thread every day to keep the list fresh.

Anyone is welcome to add to the post--local hospital names, the awful name you over heard at the park, Facebook horrors, and anything else that might give us a good chuckle! Feel free to comment, too.

AlphabetFish

eddy321:

I saw the name Guitar Lawson at kindergarten registration.

Bahahaha, oh my God. That is amazing. 

My sister knows a guy named Hannibal. Guess what conversation he has with every single person he meets? ("Oh, like Silence of the Lambs?")

Blue1299

Brickston, nn Brick.

jana_86

Axsel

hopedbell87

AlphabetFish:

eddy321:

I saw the name Guitar Lawson at kindergarten registration.

Bahahaha, oh my God. That is amazing. 

My sister knows a guy named Hannibal. Guess what conversation he has with every single person he meets? ("Oh, like Silence of the Lambs?")

I  have this conversation with lots of people. Only because my DOG'S name is Lecter.

EmW2011

I knew of someone on facebook who named their little girl Xoi, pronounced Zoey.. 

MAMAxB

EmW2011:

I knew of someone on facebook who named their little girl Xoi, pronounced Zoey.. 

WTF??

marieinmonaco

The worst names I have heard in public that come to mind have been:

Shitas (pronounced "Shitazz")

San Diego (yes, obviously named after the city)

Orangina

Arancia

Shaniqua

 

 

MrsFinn810

Probably THE WORST name I've ever heard IRL...

Manix (boy)

jesstellina

Not that this is a horrific name, but I continue to be amazed at all the terrible spellings of Jackson! DH's cousin named her baby Jaxson, and this morning on facebook I saw a Jaxen. Yuck!

L D

These were all names in my 6yr olds year book.  For you ladies still looking for that special name feel free to pick from this list.  :P Charisma (g)Matison (g)Shayda (g)Jourdan (b)Kenza (g)Roxxi (g)Harlei (b)Kaylonie (g)Tre' (b)Santana (g)Khalik (b)La'layna (g)My favorite of all -  Tuesday August.  (girl)I was born on a Wednesday in August and am now thinking of changing my name to Wednesday August.  :P   Also, a neighbor to my mom is named Crystalada. She is 16 I think. And a friend on FB is naming her dd Trulee Grace.     

felinity

My niece is in kindergarten with a girl named Travesty.  For reals.

ZachsMomma

One of my friends named her twin daughters McKinsleigh and McBrynleigh, When she told me the names I nearly barfed.

CPhillz

A friends mom works at a place where there are two girl siblings with the names -NO JOKE-......

'Kah - Ah' 

and

'Kah 2 Ah' 

Pronounced, Kah-DASH-Ah, and Kah-TWO-Ah. ha. WOW! That still gets me everytime!! I didn't even know it was possible to legally have a number in a name!

BGGP9196

HI I have been lurking for awhile and noticed this gem at my appt today

Aarionna-little girls name.  

I am guessing it is pronounced  are-re-ona, but don't honestly don't know.

Sparklez

Do TV names go here too? My H was watching Memphis Beat today and a thankfully fictional baby was almost named Penaria Lula. 

AlphabetFish

ZachsMomma:

One of my friends named her twin daughters McKinsleigh and McBrynleigh, When she told me the names I nearly barfed.

That is a McNightmare, for real.

bumpuser260585

AlphabetFish:

ZachsMomma:

One of my friends named her twin daughters McKinsleigh and McBrynleigh, When she told me the names I nearly barfed.

That is a McNightmare, for real.

I know a girl who named her kids McGuffey (g) and McGregor (b). They are not twins. Honestly though, the names totally fit both of them.

constella

Newspaper horrors:

Kysten (b)

Keslee (g)

Khi'lyn (b)

Raylyn (g)

Kallysta (g)

Cavan (b)

Dra'Von (b)

Lynnex (g)

Devi (g)

JaMahjae (b)

Aerielle (g)

 

AlaskanMommyToBe

Ok, I just saw the following names on a pageant website.

Atisyn

Attisyn (different kid)

Chanlee

Lyndzee

Makynlyn

Cassadee

Mama B

Little girl in my son's school named Parsley.

Cranang

A friend of mine teaches at an inner-city school, and she has a student named...

 ASHTRAYA

Yes..."ashtray" with an "a" on the end.  OMG.

Rach21

I ran across a little girl named Guya. I understand the name Gaea (mythological name) but guy-a for a little girl? **sigh**

emilyray14

Just saw Kaidynce Charlea...

I know that they're going for Kaydence Charlee, but everytime I read it I pronounce it Kye-dine-s char-lay-uh.

To each their own I suppose, just makes it look like her parents didnt quite know how to spell...