I'm marking it on my calendar. Right next to the day I start my "cycle."
In all honesty, do you think my dad has a clue what is going on?
Like... okay... the peen wants to talk to him alone. Do you think my dad is like "Okay, guess I know what this means..."?
SQUEEE - wow this is big! Keep me posted. I will be checking all afternoon Tuesday!
Um, EXCUSE me.
What the hell is going on and WHY do I not know about it? WTF