GTKY - Funny Nicknames for Husband/Significant Other

tkbaby12

Hope everyone is having a great week!

Do you have a funny nickname for your husband / significant other? If so, what is it & how did he get the nickname?

Moose2000

I'm not sure how exactly it came about, but I call him Pork Chop.  He call's me Nomad. We have 'cutesy' names for one another too, but Pork Chop and Nomad are the ones we use when picking on each other and having fun

greengirl0909

DH and I call each other Schwan- like from the movie Billy Madison? One of those dating things where we were like "Stop looking at me Schwannnnn."  Seems a little silly now!

finchleyflower

We're Jewish and we 'Jewishify' our names, I'm not sure why, so hubby becomes 'Hubsky' or 'Hub-berg'! It sounds so ridiculous, I can't believe I'm even sharing it!

huerta11

I call my husband "husby" since we got married, but I've called him Aidee for a lot longer - it's not too funny or anything but his name is Adrian so it's just what I came up as a nickname.

tkbaby12

Y'alls are funny! I call DH Booberry (it started as Boo and somehow evolved to Booberry) and he calls me The Teeny.

blindvictory

DH's friends called him TK in highschool, short for "The Kirby". Not very interesting. I don't have any particularly good nicknames for him...I'm not that creative.

jll1881

Boog or Booger.  I don't know where it came from.  Now when he gets home from work, DD says, "Hi, booger!"

teachergal05

DH's name is Derek so I often call him Der or sometimes even Derbear just to be silly.

huerta11

@teachergal05

 Thats funny! My brother's name is Derek and my mom has always called him Derder... similar! 

Derbear is cute

TrendyTina

DH WANTS me to call him "Papito", but I won't because I think it's weird. We're not even Spanish!

  He calls me "Bubby" which is the Jewish term for grandmother. Totally weird....I know.....

BaBayB

I call my hubbs Chester Cheetoh.  His middle name is Chester... that alone is funny enough ;-) 

outrunthemoon

Really the only other thing I call him other than his name is "Stinky" or "Stinky Butt" sometimes he is quite stinky. But mostly because when he comes inside from smoking a cigarette it stinks. I can't stand the smell of them or his breath after so he usually washes his hands & brushes his teeth after he smokes.

brachatzipora

My husband's job title in Hebrew is Hazzan (Hah-ZAHN) so I call him Hazzan *ourlastname* somewhat regularly at home and at our synagogue (especially to get his attention).  He's The Hazz on our blog.  

Tootsie1213

I call him Tuna, or Tuna Boss, or variations of that. It's from The Office...it's what Andy calls Jim. I think I called him that a few times just to be funny, and I guess it just stuck.

Dh calls me Tootsie (hence the sn)

teachergal05

huerta11:

@teachergal05

 Thats funny! My brother's name is Derek and my mom has always called him Derder... similar! 

Derbear is cute

How funny! I had never thought of that one before. Thanks, I felt kind of silly actually typing it out. Is that how your brother's name is spelled too? People always want to spell DH's name Derrick or something like that.

brookelynpaisley

We call each other "Buddy." Very romantic.

I also call him C*ckmaster and he calls me Beef Curtains.

ericad317

DH and I call each other boobie or boob for short. I really can't for the life of me remember how it started but we've been calling each other that for a few years now.

bemrich

brookelynpaisley:

We call each other "Buddy."  Very romantic.

I also call him C*ckmaster and he calls me Beef Curtains.

We are also very romantic.  We don't really have cute names for each other, usually we just call each other something inappropriate and different combinations. Sometimes he calls me "wife." 

txlioncub

brookelynpaisley:

We call each other "Buddy." Very romantic.

I also call him C*ckmaster and he calls me Beef Curtains.

 

HAAAA epic. that's hilarious, i literally laughed out loud.

i call him hurbin, he calls me wipe. 

johnson617

We call each other 'Bud' not sure why or when it started, but we've been doing it for years now!

AnoraStar

I call MH 'Poppet'. I got it from Priates of the Caribean, when one of the pirate guys says 'hello poppet' to Elizabeth Swan. I ususally say it with a British accent too.

Buona Fortuna

brookelynpaisley:

We call each other "Buddy." Very romantic.

I also call him C*ckmaster and he calls me Beef Curtains.

hahahahaha!!!!

 

I got irritated at my husband for callling me "sweet tits" so he calls me "sugar nipples" now.  MUCH better. 

peloquinJ

We call each other "pie pie". Not sure where it came from although I think it stemmed from "I like pie" statement, which may have been some random thought my DH had when I asked him what he was thinking. All I know is he reminds me of the dogs in the movie UP with his random thoughts sometimes, so I am pretty sure that is what it is from.

bradswifey09

I call DH Lovebug. He calls me Pretty Butt, I'm not sure where it came from but I think its cute.

alf005

When we're being goofy I call DH Smelly Cat sometimes, or just Smelly and sing him the smelly cat song from Friends which he can't stand and that's what makes it funny! He calls me Honey Bear.

If we're not poking fun though, we usually use "babe" as our nickname. Like "hey babe can you take the trash out?" etc

brookelynpaisley

Buona Fortuna:

brookelynpaisley:

We call each other "Buddy." Very romantic.

I also call him C*ckmaster and he calls me Beef Curtains.

hahahahaha!!!!

 

I got irritated at my husband for callling me "sweet tits" so he calls me "sugar nipples" now.  MUCH better. 

I was mostly kidding He does call me "sugar tits" sometimes. He's not a lovey dovey guy, hence "Buddy."

MamaWino

He called me Wife-piece until we got married and I actually became his wife.  Go figure.  

Other than that, we're not at all creative.  We're both Babe.  I honestly don't think I've ever used his name. 

hs10

I call dh drama queen because sometimes he makes mountains out of mole hills. Its funny because he is a manly man. Hope you're having a great week too!