Any funny/crazy dreams? I've got one... lol

katiesue55419

So, scarlettoctober's post "If only giving birth was that easy" made me think of this. I've been having wierd dreams for months now, often about food or that I'm a spy (I don't know what that one is about either) but the funniest so far have been the ones where I'm employed at a strip club. While pregnant.

For the record, I've never been a stripper and can't dance worth a crap- especially not in a sexy way! lol But I had the first dream a few weeks ago where I got hired to wait tables at a strip club and had to wear teeeny little undies, a bra and heels. In this dream, it was mentioned that my employers were ok with me working up to a few weeks before my due date, and I kept thinking (in my dream) "How are customers not going to feel wierd about a pregnant woman waddling around bringing them drinks? What if my water breaks? How are my feet going to hold up in stripper heels? Man, I really don't want to have to go bra shopping!"

Then last night, I had another one where I was asked if I wanted a job working at a strip club organizing storage rooms, but it had to happen during business hours. What the hell? I've never frequented strip clubs, so I'm not sure what my sudden obsession is with them.

Anyone else have dreams lately that make them wake up laughing?

love_melongtime

Ha! Id gladly trade your dreams for mine! I've just been having really terrible dreams lately. Like MH cheating, or leaving me. Being chased by murderers...etc. Ick!

Saemilyn

I was a pregnant bus driving cheerleading super spy last night. yes all at the same time. No wonder I'm exhausted today!

ellewoodsSC

I can't recall any cohesive plot lines, but I have been consistently having a lot of dreams where I'm very angry and emotional with people and situations, to the point of screaming, crying and smashing things and being violent, all things I would never do IRL.  It's like all my hormonal rage is being vented in the dreams. Then I wake up suddenly and the LO is kicking me and I wonder if she's sensing my anxiety?

mandi12

ive been having dreams about my dogs. theyr usually lost or in danger and i have to protect them.  pretty sure that translates to worries about being a new mom. but i love waking up with them sound asleep right at my feet. reminds me everythings fine.

SpinningJess

My worst one is uber creepy.  Had it around 18/19 weeks.  So I went into labor, had the babies.  They weren't full-term, they were 18/19 weeks.  But they were fine, just ity bity.  When it was time to leave the hospital there was a cook-out.  All of the babies getting ready to go home were on a table in styrofoam take-out boxes, and all were cooked in a variety of ways.  Some grilled, some battered and fried.  Mine were the latter.  They were still alive and just fine, but I couldn't see them through the crunchy fried batter.  And...there were 3 in there not 2.  I was more concerned with the number of children in my take-out container than I was about them being battered and deep fried!

missjanesmom

Hubby has started poking my belly to see if little man will move.  One night he did it so much my belly was sore.  That night I had a bizarro dream.  Baby busted out of my belly ala the movie "Alien".  He looked at DH and said in an alien voice "Stop poking me!"  Then curled back up and my belly sealed shut around him!!!!!!!!!!! 

It was SO freaky at the time that I was scared.  BUT now I just think its funny!