What would you invent ...

MrsClark8109

to help pregnant mothers to be everywhere?

 

ME: After we went to the indoor football playoffs and everyone screaming and cheering leading to 3 hours of baby 1 punting underneath my ribs and baby 2 tapdancing on my cervix, I'd invent soundproof maternity shirts.

Sammy-Mae

thanks I just peed a little.  I want an android that looks like Brad Pitt to come and do my bidding.  Mow the lawn, clean he house, rub my back, rub my feet....

SpinningJess

MrsClark8109:

to help pregnant mothers to be everywhere?

 

ME: After we went to the indoor football playoffs and everyone screaming and cheering leading to 3 hours of baby 1 punting underneath my ribs and baby 2 tapdancing on my cervix, I'd invent soundproof maternity shirts.

MrsClark8109, have you been on the multiples board at all?  I don't recall seeing you there but maybe I've just missed your posts.  If you haven't, you really should check it out, great ladies/info there!

On the lines of multiples....I would invent a better support belt/band/thingy to help hold the weight of this belly up.  Basically, a good bra for the belly that helps distribute the weight.  I tried the kind that just goes around your belly, it doesn't work to sit in, not comfortable at all and Baby A HATES to be squished by anything.  Tried on a different kind that goes over shoulders this weekend, the Medium/Large was way too big (even for down the road) and the Medium was way too small.

mrsgabus

A easy button... Press it and you get anything you desire.... press it twice and you can be anywhere you want.

cnw112784

something that is all natrual that tastes like vodka that is alcohol free....I miss a good vodka and tonic in the summer....id enjoy a fake out...

jennz201

I would invent a mattress with a belly hole in it, so I could still sleep on my stomach.

Janimal

Baby Ambien.  I am so NOT looking forward to not sleeping!

 

Gardencrazy

A way to relieve myself without having to visit the bathroom multiple times a day...that doesn't involve a diaper or catheter.

katiesue55419

jennz201:

I would invent a mattress with a belly hole in it, so I could still sleep on my stomach.

Great minds think alike!!